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Tamale Chef Kills Friend, Cooks Him Thursday, May 27, 2004

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Posted 27 May 2004 - 07:47 PM

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MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican cook killed his drinking buddy, cut up his body and boiled him in herbs, according to police who fear he may have been turning him into tamales.

Prosecutors said on Wednesday they had arrested Carlos Machuca, a tamale-maker, at his home in the western city of Morelia on Tuesday, after receiving an anonymous phone tip.

Officers found a man's mutilated corpse in the living room and body parts simmering in aluminum saucepans on the patio, state prosecutors told Reuters.

"We saw the flesh and the tamales, and our first impression was that he was making tamales with the flesh of the deceased, although it has yet to be confirmed," Lorena Cortes, a spokeswoman for Michoacan state prosecutors, said.

But she also told Reuters by telephone that Machuca, 56, may just have been trying to dispose of the body. Police say he stabbed the man through the heart in a fight after they had drunk together.

Tamales are made of packets of maize dough with a savory or sweet filling, typically wrapped in corn husks or banana leaves. They often contain pork or chicken.

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Posted 27 May 2004 - 08:07 PM

Geeeeez, damn animals I tell ya, Jeffrey Dahmer all over again?
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Posted 27 May 2004 - 09:28 PM

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our first impression was that he was making tamales with the flesh of the deceased, although it has yet to be confirmed


yes, he may have been planning to make tacos out of the deceased, or even Burritos!!!
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Posted 27 May 2004 - 09:56 PM

Brilliant... Cooking people in tamales and leaving the rest of their bodies to rot in your living room as a means of disposing them. I never would have thought of it, so it must be brilliant.
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Posted 27 May 2004 - 10:27 PM

I love how they proceed to explain what, exactly, a tamale is. Just in case people are thinking "What the hell is a tamale?" instead of "Why the hell would he cut up his friend to cook?".
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Posted 28 May 2004 - 01:05 AM

Good point Heccubus, wtf is up with that?
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Posted 28 May 2004 - 02:12 AM

What is a Tamale ?


<edit> Sory, I couldn't help it...

This post has been edited by Radu094: 28 May 2004 - 02:12 AM

I know that you believe you understood what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant.
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Posted 28 May 2004 - 11:37 AM

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Tamales are made of packets of maize dough with a savory or sweet filling, typically wrapped in corn husks or banana leaves. They often contain pork or chicken.

There you go.
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Posted 28 May 2004 - 04:03 PM

This may be a way to be rid of Kingwarren once and for all. Warrenkabobs.
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Posted 28 May 2004 - 04:41 PM

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This may be a way to be rid of Kingwarren once and for all. Warrenkabobs.

I like the way you think. How about we invite him over for a BBQ tomorrow. Just the three of us. rolleyes.gif
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Posted 28 May 2004 - 11:34 PM

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Posted 29 May 2004 - 04:27 PM

Hey Cemetary Guy, watch out or I'll make your name literal. Also, this whole story just proves what I've been saying all along:

You cant trust a chef.
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Posted 30 May 2004 - 11:15 AM

i ended up going out for mexican straigt after reading that article
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Posted 31 May 2004 - 04:36 PM

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Tamale Chef Kills Friend, Cooks Him


wait a second, were they really friends?
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isn't that what friends are for? happy.gif
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