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#16 User is offline   David-kyo Icon

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Posted 23 February 2009 - 03:27 AM

That wouldn't surprise me, he's the one who's supposed to be doing the asskicking.
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 06:02 AM

QUOTE (David-kyo @ Feb 23 2009, 08:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Who else would delude themselves into believing that they're actually better directors than the other person if they could knock them out in a ring?

Is that, in fact, what he said?
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 05:06 PM

I'm actually a pretty good boxer and I won't have a probelem with some meat sack like Boll.

But we're talking about another bald meat sack here.
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 06:03 PM

QUOTE (AdamM @ Feb 23 2009, 12:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is that, in fact, what he said?

This is what he said, I don't think it takes a degree in psychology to read between the lines:
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Hi. Here's Uwe Boll and, you see my outfit so... you know what's coming up now basically. Michael Bay responded to my note about him in a very insulting way for me. He said that, he doesn't care about me, and this was very insulting, because I care about him. And I think that, with the money he has for his movies, he sucks big time. And I think it's time... to meet in the ring actually. So it's my message to Michael Bay: Michael, in between your pool parties in LA , you know, all your casting sessions with all the strippers, you should.. start training now. And I'm sure you look good, you look thin, I saw you in the Hollywood Film Festival, I think you're a fit guy and you do like, private Muay Thai karate bullshit, Asia bullshit crap fighting stuff in LA where you think you are supercool because you do that with your 500-bucks trainer every day. So let's meet in the ring, in September, or October, Pay Per View, Mendela Bay, Las Vegas, 12 rounds of boxing, Boll against Bay. It's also independent film making against the studio system and I think it's zis day in the Mendela Bay, in Las Vegas, we will clear it up; who is not only the better director, who is also able to fight more for what he wants. Okay Michael, if you hear that message, I expect your people contacting me, and it will be all arranged and you could even make money with it. And, so, let's go for it. Boll against Bay, it's on.


Seriously, the guy's batshit fucking insane:
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"So hi here, sir, Uwe Boll, and I have a statement to make about ze Internets petition. Zere's a petition out to stop Uwe Boll, and I said if zere are 1 million, on ze petition I stop actually making movies. And I want, zat zere is a petition also out zere like a PRO-BOLL petition and I expect a million votes, Pro Boll. And I hope somebody would set it up, and you all start signing it. Because look, I am not a fucking retard like Michael Bay or ozza people running around in zat business, or Eli Roth making the same shitty movies over and over again. If you really look at my movies, you will see my real genius. And if you go on May 23 on Postal, you will see zat I deliver a movie, what NOBODY else deliver in ze last ten years. What is way better zen all zat social critic George Clooney bullshit what you get every fucking weekend. So you have to wake up and you have to see me what I am, I am ze only genius in ze whole fucking business. Goodbye."

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 03:31 AM

The thing that irks me the most about this guy is that he's the impersonation of a very real stereotype. If only he was just an exception to the rule.

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 07:45 PM

badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger, anyways if this has already been said and done in another thread, then why are we talking about it again?
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Posted 26 February 2009 - 02:15 AM

You made that sound as if we ever really stayed on topic.

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 02:29 AM

Why is Gobbler represented by an orange with a face and arms?
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Posted 26 February 2009 - 07:09 AM

You mean you don't know?
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Posted 26 February 2009 - 07:13 AM

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=anqCNRoIgs4

The more you know.
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Posted 26 February 2009 - 11:46 PM

Why would I want to pronounce that name? I'm fairly sure doing so summons him or his dark minions.
That or Shai'tan.

Uh oh.
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Posted 27 February 2009 - 12:11 AM

QUOTE (Patch @ Feb 27 2009, 03:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why would I want to pronounce that name? I'm fairly sure doing so summons him or his dark minions.
That or Shai'tan.

Uh oh.

OMG i actually know what that means!
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