[J m HofMarN]

Many good men died to bring you this, and I made sure they died so I could cash in on this whole gaming entertainment thing that seems to be popular these days. In secret, the dark lords of Sony have forged a master gaming system, one that will surpass even the skillfully made PS3.

The backwards compatibility feature is continued to its inevitable conclusion in this new gaming behemoth, and new, impressive features are added. Below are the blue prints for the system. It is flawless except for a tiny, ray shielded exhaust port along the equatorial trench. (not visible due to duct tape)

[Slade]

I'll take eight! I can always use more overly expensive paperweights and doorstops.

Can it play my 8-track tapes, too?

[J m HofMarN]

eeeeexcellent. However, I failed to mention that only 8 will be produced at any one time, so you'll have to fight to the death in thunder dome to get one.