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I DO COCAINE!!! Seriously.... I do a lot of cocaine.

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 07:56 PM

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Cops: Man puts 911 on hold, makes drug deal

Dispatcher calls back; arrest made after police find cocaine in trousers


CLEVELAND - Police in Cleveland say a man called 911 because he felt he was in danger then asked the dispatcher to hold on while he made a drug deal.

Police Lt. Thomas Stacho said Tuesday that Alejandro Melendez was arrested after the call and was charged with possessing cocaine.

Police said Melendez called 911 late Saturday and reported that two men with guns were watching him.

Police records show he hung up, so the dispatcher called back.

Melendez answered and asked the dispatcher to hold on, but the dispatcher could still hear what was being said.

A voice can be heard on the recording of the call saying: "What you need? A 10-pack? You need a 10-pack? All right." Police say "10-pack" is slang for a bundle of heroin.

The dispatcher called police, who found Melendez at the location he gave, had the dispatcher call his cell phone again, and said they found cocaine in his trousers.

There was no immediate indication Tuesday if Melendez, 20, had an attorney to speak for him.

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Cocaine really impares your judgement.

At least Mary-Jane makes you paranoid and not loud and proud the way Charlie does.

C-C-C-C-Coooool, yeah!


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Posted 27 February 2009 - 05:32 PM

"A 10 pack"? He could have just been buying for some cigarettes...
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Posted 06 March 2011 - 09:07 PM

Isn't it great when people practically turn themselves in?
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 04:44 AM

When people turn themselves in...
For necroposting!

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 01:20 PM

You're under arrest, JM!
Want a Tarot reading?

PM me, we'll talk.
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