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AN OPEN LETTER OF APOLOGY TO BRUCE CAMPBELL Questions About Paul's Article

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Posted 24 May 2004 - 11:25 AM

Right, so I'm browsing through the L&E archives, as I am prone to do, and I stumbled upon this. For one reason or another, I had never read this article. Ever. A few questions arose from the matter:
  • Did Jaques really take ten minutes to pitch Bruce/Tad The Banana movie ideas?
  • Did Paul really dismiss Bruce's chit-chat with a "pfft" type gesture?
  • Did anyone actually ask Tad if he wanted marker applied to his peel?
  • Do you still hold Bruce's soul locked in eternal damnation?
Just curious.
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Posted 24 May 2004 - 03:01 PM

Helpful Hint: Nothing Jacques has ever said has ever been true.

BTW: I still have Tad. He's in my room... much to the disappointment of Jen.
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Posted 24 May 2004 - 03:31 PM

But the article is by Paul....

Anyway, how is Tad? I'd imagine he's good, being a slightly unusual banana and all. I mean aside from the being horrendously over-ripe part. Did you preserve him in some manner?
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Posted 24 May 2004 - 03:45 PM

Ah, Tad. I will never forget the day I first made his acquaintance. Searching through Chefelf's bookcase in search of a DVD, I stumbled upon a dusty brown husk. "Sweetheart," I asked Chefelf in a mild and mellifluous voice, "Do you want be to throw away this odd, dried out and repellent specimen of organic matter?"

"Why, Jen!" Chefelf replied. "That is Tad the Banana!" And indeed, you could just make out the "TAD" written on what had once been the peel.

I learned a lot that day. Bananas air dry a LOT better than I had expected, for one.
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Posted 24 May 2004 - 04:55 PM

I would've thought that he'd simply turn to mush...
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Posted 24 May 2004 - 05:03 PM

QUOTE (Heccubus @ May 24 2004, 03:31 PM)
But the article is by Paul....

Ah yes... my mistake. The same is trye of Paul.

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I would've thought that he'd simply turn to mush...


That is what I was expecting as well... oddly it turned into a petrified black and shrivelled banana. I photo-documented the aging process.
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Posted 24 May 2004 - 07:21 PM

As long as he's still happy, I guess.
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Posted 01 June 2004 - 09:31 PM

I would love to see that documentation Chefelf. Would you consider featuring it in the pictures section of your site?

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Posted 02 June 2004 - 12:21 PM

I will consider it. I took two picutres a day, every day, with the intention of greating an animation that showed the rapid aging of TAD. I took all the pics then got lazy. I'll see if I can dig them up.
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