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Crowe Banned From Watching Birth Saturday, November 22, 2003

#16 Amber-Nicole

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Post icon Posted 27 November 2003 - 02:50 PM

I will never forget the time my little brother sniffed my new, adopted little Guatemalen cousin, and said, "Eww Maribel! You smell like baby squeezins'."

Anyway. Thought I'd share as well. Perhaps baby sniffing is a common trait amongst men. Oh no. Is my brother going to be a baby sniffer when he grows up?

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Posted 27 November 2003 - 06:44 PM

QUOTE (civilian_number_two @ Nov 25 2003, 06:26 PM)

While I agree with everyone that Crowe's remarks, out of context and in the news, sound downright stupid, I'm pretty sure he meant he liked to smell infants, not newborns, all covered in blood and afterbirth. So give him some credit there. I also agree with everyone that this story was not news.

Unfortunately Mike I believe you are right on the money. But you do have to admit, it's much funnier taking it out of context

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Posted 27 November 2003 - 06:54 PM

QUOTE (Amber-Nicole @ Nov 27 2003, 02:50 PM)

Anyway. Thought I'd share as well. Perhaps baby sniffing is a common trait amongst men. Oh no. Is my brother going to be a baby sniffer when he grows up?

There is a strong possibility. Once you start down the baby sniffing path forever will if dominate your olfactory sense.

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Posted 27 November 2003 - 07:31 PM

That was truly frightening, civilian. I'm now frightened. Truly.

#20 sinister grinner

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Posted 27 November 2003 - 07:38 PM

you know when people say that babies look "just like his father.". i don't see it. the baby looks smaller, has no facial hair, has chubby cheeks, and a dazed expression. are they talking about........the facial skeletal structure. in which case they can do mapping of surfaces. now im confused.

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Posted 27 November 2003 - 08:02 PM

QUOTE (looktothesky @ Nov 25 2003, 01:29 PM)

I don't know how he could smell the baby. Wouldn't he smell the large gaping hole the baby is coming out of? Or the blood from that placenta or whatever? It's things like these that make me not want to watch those "Baby Story" shows. :yuck:

That's not something I'd ever expect a girl to say. Congratulations! You've suprised me.