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Would you take a bullet for Yahtzee? The two dollar question

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 05:01 PM

You only want to think that because you dig that pacifist stud from the dorm next door.

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Post icon  Posted 15 December 2008 - 08:13 PM

QUOTE (arien @ Dec 15 2008, 10:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Don't you mean if you have a big gun you have a small dick? With the idea being that the bigger the gun, the more you're compensating for?


Actually, that was not my joke to be honest. Its George Carlin's. I rarely dig up material to sound funny but I usually to my own since I fail at copypasta.

Yeah, the joke was that the Americans thought the Iraqis had huge missiles which would make them the ones with bigger dicks and more manly. Therefore, the American blew em up so that there won't be no cocks left.
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 06:22 AM

I'd probably record the shooting so I could make my documentary about the Y-Man... Hopefuly no-one would have recorded it, so I could make a fortune.... What?
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 01:03 PM

I think the bigger question is "would you take a bullet for ANY celebrity?". I can't think of a single one I would take a bullet for tbh.

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Posted 16 December 2008 - 06:23 PM

Yahtzee is celebrity?...Oh, I get it, an "Interwebz" celebrity.
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 08:54 PM

Well obviously it's not in the same league, but it's a form of celebrity.
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Posted 17 December 2008 - 03:05 PM

QUOTE (ftr @ Dec 17 2008, 02:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well obviously it's not in the same league, but it's a form of celebrity.


Apparently, he's gonna be on "TV". Turns out 'Game Damage' is a Television series or something. Probably on cable. I don't know how game channels do it, but from what I remember, they were monotenous (have I spelt it right? I don't have Firefox on this computer).
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Posted 20 December 2008 - 07:09 AM

As for whether or not I would take a bullet for Yahtzee:

He's British. 'nuff said.
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Posted 20 December 2008 - 08:27 AM

Fantastic. Well, all sixty million of us know who to go to for personal protection next time we're in Australia.
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Posted 20 December 2008 - 03:49 PM

What you saying, that you'd be the gunman?
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Posted 20 December 2008 - 03:55 PM

*dives behind Thaluikhain*
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Posted 20 December 2008 - 06:26 PM

Remember that if you don't save him, this will happen:



Do you think this is awesome? (Y/N)
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Posted 20 December 2008 - 07:13 PM

QUOTE (Game Over @ Dec 20 2008, 06:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Remember that if you don't save him, this will happen:


You're just so proud of your shitty photoshop job, aren't you?
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Posted 20 December 2008 - 08:55 PM

QUOTE (arien @ Dec 21 2008, 11:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're just so proud of your shitty photoshop job, aren't you?

Bitchass, that would be MY shitty job. (done on paint for your information)
I pooped a hammer. I pooped a cornish game hen.
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Posted 20 December 2008 - 09:00 PM

QUOTE (arien @ Dec 21 2008, 01:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're just so proud of your shitty photoshop job, aren't you?


1) Its by ftr.
2) Its in MSpaint
3) I would've done a more delicate job than that.


By the way, what do you think about a 'Yahtzee's dead' song?
It'll probably be something like this:
http://uk.youtube.co...feature=related
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