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Would you take a bullet for Yahtzee? The two dollar question

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Post icon  Posted 13 December 2008 - 02:48 PM

I got bored and came up with this bizzare question:

"If Benjamin 'Yahtzee' Croshaw was to be assassinated for some unspecified reason, would you be stupid/brave enough to become his sheild at the knick of time and take a bullet for him in the name of God/mankind/knowledge/humor/justice?"

Here is my answer: "No, because his death would make him more famous and people would think he was a very big deal. Yeah, we'll probably sing Volga's boatmen at his funeral."
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"Yes, I would consider it as a positive 'social experiment'. As an outcome, Yahtzee will write five dictionaries, nine novels with one winning the nobel prize and his brain will be preserved next to Einstein's after his death."

I know it sounded extremely stupid, but give it a try and don't take it too seriously. Stupid/serious answers are OK as long they sound funny or impressive.

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 02:51 PM

Well, I'll give an actual serious answer, because this is to me a serious question.

I would, because I would take a bullet for someone I don't know.
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 03:15 PM

Once I would have said the same, but right now I've got some unfinished business here. Maybe later again.

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 05:48 PM

Probably not. Partially because I live on the other side of the world from him, and partly because I just don't care enough.

Also I'm not a very big person, so the bullet would probably go right though me and hit him anyway.

eta: More importantly, when do I get the two dollars for answering the question?

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Post icon  Posted 13 December 2008 - 05:59 PM

QUOTE (arien @ Dec 13 2008, 11:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
eta: More importantly, when do I get the two dollars for answering the question?


You just lost the game.
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 06:00 PM

I think it's more like, "Here's a question. That'll be two dollars."
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 07:02 PM

QUOTE (Game Over @ Dec 13 2008, 05:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You just lost the game.


Actually, I won the game. Thanks for asking!

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I think it's more like, "Here's a question. That'll be two dollars."


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Posted 13 December 2008 - 11:32 PM

I, too, would take a bullet for a stranger.

But for Yahtzee?
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Posted 14 December 2008 - 11:31 AM

I have a strict not-taking-bullets-for-people policy.

It's never led me wrong.
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Posted 14 December 2008 - 03:05 PM

Not only would I take a bullet for Yahtzee, I'd take a damned grenade. And if Yahtzee said he needed one of you killed, I'd be like "Right on, guy from ZP, I'll get the knife" and he's all "No, my servant... not the knife... the chain saw." And then I'm all "forgive my presumption dark lord and master"

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 06:04 PM

QUOTE (arien @ Dec 14 2008, 01:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


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QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Dec 14 2008, 09:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Not only would I take a bullet for Yahtzee, I'd take a damned grenade. And if Yahtzee said he needed one of you killed, I'd be like "Right on, guy from ZP, I'll get the knife" and he's all "No, my servant... not the knife... the chain saw." And then I'm all "forgive my presumption dark lord and master"


Thats great comic book material. Yahtzee has the look for a stereotypical cunning villian who can manipulate people the L.Ron hubbard way. And he'll probably have a doppleganger. Remember the early Yahtzee days where he had long hair and mad dog glasses? Kinda like Dante in Brown without that cunt like attitude.
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Posted 15 December 2008 - 02:41 AM

He's been there, done that.

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 05:56 AM

Depends what would hurt you more... a bullet to a random body part (potentialy fatal, potentialy mildly annoying) or hearing a last minute 'review' by yahtzee about how murderers nowadays don't have any imagination and have all resorted back to the boring "pull trigger man dies" approach to murder. Certainly a bullet is cheap, but it's just not as entertaining for the victim as being suffocated by sexy naked women (of course this is ignoring the slight homo-erotic nature of the man being penetrated by a small slightly phalic shaped object).
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Posted 15 December 2008 - 03:11 PM

QUOTE (pdgeorge @ Dec 15 2008, 11:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Certainly a bullet is cheap, but it's just not as entertaining for the victim as being suffocated by sexy naked women (of course this is ignoring the slight homo-erotic nature of the man being penetrated by a small slightly phalic shaped object).


Swords, bullets, guns, missles; they all look the same. If you have a bigger gun, then you probably have a big dick. The real reason why America raped Iraq...for the second time.
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Posted 15 December 2008 - 04:24 PM

QUOTE (Game Over @ Dec 15 2008, 03:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Swords, bullets, guns, missles; they all look the same. If you have a bigger gun, then you probably have a big dick. The real reason why America raped Iraq...for the second time.


Don't you mean if you have a big gun you have a small dick? With the idea being that the bigger the gun, the more you're compensating for?
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