[J m HofMarN]

So, I was perusing a Christian web site from which I bought some unintentionally hilarious tee shirts

And suddenly, around the time I was noticing that the spokesdude for National Pro Life Cupcake Day
looked exactly like Chris of www.sweetawesometours.com

I had an epiphany. I realized how the crazy arse Christians could win the abortion debate, but, in the same hour that I saw their greatest chance for victory, I also realized that they'd never think to try it, because the one way to win is the one thing that is anaethema to them all: Shutting the fuck up.

See, only pro abortion people have abortions. So, if the Christian right would shut up and let the pro abortion folks have abortions all they want, in a few years, people in favor of abortion would be so outbred, that they'd become a silent and quickly diminishing minority. I mean, holy fucking shit. These people are so pissed off about abortion. If people want to be baby killers, let them kill their babies, so their babies won't become baby killers, and then you win. I mean you'd think they'd be happy that their opponents intended to basically breed themselves out of existence.

The only problem is that intelligence and free thinking isn't necessarily a genetically inherited trait, so that might put a wrench in my theory, but none the less, the minute my enemies start making damned sure that they'll never successfully reproduce, you can bet I'll be offering them a coupon for hanger-mart.