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I don't want to sound like an extremist, but we need to wipe out the USA, maybe save the smarter ones... and start again.
Twat or twat? To all you Brits, Aussies, or anyone who knows
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ftr 
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 01:10 PM
You don't know how much I agree with that. Do a series of simple tests, like
1. Is Obama a muslim?
2. Find Pakistan on a map
and so on.
Anyone who doesn't get 100% gets blasted into the sun.
The star, that is. Not the crappy 'newspaper'. Though you can smash a rocket into them too, they won't be missed by anyone with brain cells.
1. Is Obama a muslim?
2. Find Pakistan on a map
and so on.
Anyone who doesn't get 100% gets blasted into the sun.
The star, that is. Not the crappy 'newspaper'. Though you can smash a rocket into them too, they won't be missed by anyone with brain cells.
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 01:28 PM
Keep in mind that The Sun has been designed with the intention to keep the non brainy people distracted to prevent them from going haywire (cf. page 3). Please don't smash any rockets into them, for I still love my books and would like to not see them burn for a little while longer.
... come to think about it, we should have applied that page 3 failsafe mechanism into any and all fire starting equipment to start with...
... come to think about it, we should have applied that page 3 failsafe mechanism into any and all fire starting equipment to start with...
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 02:25 PM
QUOTE (ftr @ Nov 27 2008, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Anyone who doesn't get 100% gets blasted into the sun.
The star, that is.
The star, that is.
Well which is it, The Sun or the Star? Can we please establish which newspaper you're talking about.