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A Versitile New Way to Transport Fruit Because you surely don't want your fruit mashed and bruised.

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 10:10 PM

Aformentioned new way to transport fruit is shown here.

Thoughts?

Would you buy/use them?
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Posted 16 November 2008 - 10:16 PM

Now I am myself a big fan of bananas.

But no.
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Posted 16 November 2008 - 11:50 PM

shifty.gif Personally I think that's quite a bargain, seeing as the product has multiple uses and all...
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Posted 17 November 2008 - 12:16 AM

In that it looks like one could also have sex with it?
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Posted 17 November 2008 - 03:11 AM

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 04:08 AM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Nov 17 2008, 03:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You guys are the downfall of my mind's purity. sad.gif

LAUGHABLE.
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Posted 17 November 2008 - 08:33 AM

Ten dollars for a banana chastity belt?

I don't like bananas. Although banoffee pie is delicious. Come back to me when they make a banoffee pie holder and we'll talk then.
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Posted 19 November 2008 - 02:20 PM

Yea, I get it. Hah..ha.
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Posted 19 November 2008 - 05:45 PM

You couldn't have sex with that thing; the ends are open! Sex toys pretty much demand smooth ends. Unless you want to scrape the hell out of your vag, you'd best just use that for transporting bananas. In which case, come on, $10 for a banana bunker you can't even have sex with?

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Posted 19 November 2008 - 10:58 PM

That may have been the funniest thing I read all day, and I am not entirely sure why.

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