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favorite "reason" for the entire trilogy

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 10:33 PM

Reading again the lists and laughing in the middle of the night, i bet some neighbours heard me and were that close on calling the police, i thought it would be nice to share our views on the best "reason" for each movie.

PHANTOM MENACE
IT IS NOT JAR JAR BINKS. The guy doesn't deserve that much attention.

Reason 27 "Anakin built C-3PO"
The remark contains self-sarcasm, bad language and sex innuendo.

ATTACK OF THE CLONES

Reason 52 "Titanium crotch"
The remark contains self-sarcasm, it's a sex joke (sex jokes are classic), and includes Natalie Portman.

Reason 71 "Yoda weak you are"
The remark makes fun of the funniest scene in the entire history of cinematography (mostly because it is a supposed serious scene that geeks love), and contains a vivid, inconceivable image of masturbation no less. Just hilarious.

If i had to choose i would choose reason 71, but i thought i should distinguish the basic from the additional reasons.

REVENGE OF THE SITH

Easy

Reason 2 "Opening battle"
This, i think, made me pee myself. It includes bugs masturbating while singing. Do i have to add anything else?

Additionaly (yes i know i said "reason" not "reasons" but this is the funniest list because "Revenge of the sith" sucks the most in comparison to the other two movies).

Reasons 7: "R2 cell phone", 8 "Droid I.Q.", 9 "General Grievous" and 10 "R2-D2 kicks ass" are by themselves funny. Only mentioning and reminding them is enough.

Reason 13 "I shouldn't have done that"
This is also funny. It happens to me a lot of times. Not kill people and then say "i shouldn't have done that", but eat a lot of fruits and start to have tummy aches till i throw up.

Reason 22 "Romance"
The baby faces are an ingenious and very funny addition.

Reasons 24 & 40 "Padme dying" & "Padme's laissez-faire attitude" respectively
They contain self-sarcasm, vivid pictures and making fun of death (which is another classic).

Reason 79 "Holy Giant Babies"
This "reason" contains self-sarcasm and sexism.
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