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Posted 10 November 2008 - 08:11 PM

Hey guys, I was wondering if you could help me with an art project. I know this might seem a little spammy but I really need the help. I've been advertising all over the place, and I get a lot of "oh how cool I will help I promise!" But only a few people have actually done anything.

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www.represensational.blogspot.com

Basically I am collecting self-portraits. But the photographs cannot contain anything human. So no faces, toes, whatever. So one has to be creative in thinking how they can represent themselves through use of objects, environment, etc.

I am experimenting with a sort of concept... that I don't know how to explain. I am an artist, but I am an instigator of art... The project is not only in the collection, but in the instigation and participation of all sorts of people from all over. (Kind of like that guy whose greatest art work is to fill a giant clear box up with sperm donations...)

So yeah... If any of you guys could participate, I'd really appreciate it. And tell anyone else you think might be interested (or that can further forward it to OTHER people that might be interested)... I wanted to get like, hundreds of photos to put up, but as of right now I only have about 50. sad.gif

Thanks!

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 10:32 PM

I stared reading this with some interest. I thought great, how to represent myself ... first I was going to send you a giant box filled with sperm, but then I got to that part of the post where you said that someone else had already done that. Now I am blocked.
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 10:48 PM

tongue.gif You made me laugh.

I'm wanting PHOTOS though... If you really wanted to represent yourself with sperm, though, I won't argue that it's too human to fit within the parameters - just make sure it's a PHOTOGRAPH, please!
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Posted 11 November 2008 - 03:09 AM

Sadly, I don't have a good camera around apart from that measly thing that resides in my cellphone. But if I had one, I'd probably make a picture like this one. It's the closest match, really.

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Posted 11 November 2008 - 08:28 AM

I'll throw something together for you when I've got a spare moment this month. Just got to think of something, is all.
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Posted 11 November 2008 - 10:33 AM

Hooray, thanks Chyld smile.gif
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Posted 11 November 2008 - 11:46 AM

I came home and took a look at the things in my possession, and this here struck me the most.



Apologies for the sloppy execution and the already mentioned abominable quality of my camera. sad.gif

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Posted 11 November 2008 - 07:39 PM

Hey that is pretty cool. I think it will work just fine. You took it yourself, aye?

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Posted 12 November 2008 - 03:23 AM

I wanted to write some characters, but the light rope turned out to be an extremely willful bitch.

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Posted 13 November 2008 - 03:32 PM

I don't have access to a camera now, but I might be able to scrape something together before Nov. 30.
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Posted 13 November 2008 - 04:11 PM

Right, I've got a picture, but since my copy of Photoshop is out of whack, I can't tell you the dpi, and I certainly can't guesstimate what size in inches it is. It was shot at 10megapixels, and has come out at 3648*2736 pixels. How do you want it resized, or do you just me to email it to you straight as is?
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Posted 13 November 2008 - 06:08 PM

I can resize it, not a problem. smile.gif
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Posted 13 November 2008 - 07:43 PM

Right, picture at full resolution can be found here: http://www.less-is-m...uk/CIMG0434.JPG

Everyone else, don't go there, I need the bandwidth. Look here instead.


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Posted 13 November 2008 - 08:12 PM

Okay I have it saved so you can take it off your site if you need to. Thanks soooo much!

(I love how this very thread is up on the laptop screen, haha tongue.gif)
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Posted 19 November 2008 - 06:59 PM

I didn't take this photo, but I believe it covers me quite well:



I have a photo on my camera that covers this exact thing but, i've lost the cable to hook it up to my computer... I shall look.
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