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Posted 09 November 2008 - 11:24 PM

This.

BWAHAHA!

(Sorry if this is in the wrong section or whatever, I just felt like we all needed a bit of comic relief (even though Yatzhee provides enough already) but, I think it would be beautiful if he did this.
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 05:12 AM

I'm afraid he's never going to read it, as he hasn't been on here in ages.
Also I think he only reviews games that actually exist, there's more things to pick fault with.
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 01:16 PM

Yahtzee hasn't been on here in ages.
He doesn't do requests.
No, there aren't going to be any more Chzo games.


I'd like to request that those three sentences be presented to every new member of this forum.

HOWEVER:

That article raised a chuckle from me, if nothing else.
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 01:40 PM

He was probably joking, people, let go of the torches and pitchforks.
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 02:05 PM

To be fair, I might have been a little quick to pass judgement. But, that's why I sat down and read the article, and enjoyed it very much.
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 02:07 PM

QUOTE (Spann @ Nov 10 2008, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee hasn't been on here in ages.
He doesn't do requests.
No, there aren't going to be any more Chzo games.


I'd like to request that those three sentences be presented to every new member of this forum.

You forgot one thing.

QUOTE (David-kyo @ Nov 10 2008, 07:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He was probably joking, people, let go of the torches and pitchforks.

See?

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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 02:09 PM

Very well done, Gobbler.

Those four phrases should be written at the top of every page of this forum.
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 02:21 PM

Or maybe you should just leave the room with whatever shreds of dignity you have remaining intact.

That article just repulses me for some reason. Well, actually for obvious reasons.
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 02:33 PM

Me too AdamM, I didn't even chuckle... I thought it was childish and vulgar...
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 03:06 PM

Clearly I'm some kind of deviant then.

Now where's the midget cow porn?
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 03:21 PM

You needed this topic to tell you that? tongue.gif

Nah I'm not getting at people for finding this funny. Different people like different comedy styles. I prefer the more highbrow humour associated with things like Have I Got News For You, though I do find a lot of more lowbrow things funny. I just think this was maybe a bit too obvious and childish for my liking
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 03:34 PM

hah hah vaginas.
Use [rifle] on [clocktower].
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 03:45 PM

QUOTE (Spann @ Nov 10 2008, 09:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Now where's the midget cow porn?

That's what I've been wondering since Christmas '05.

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 03:51 PM

I think what I liked was the initial thought behind it:

Chicks dig guys who play guitar, and chicks also dig guys who can stimulate a vagina properly (Or so I'm told)

Basically, the idea behind both products is thus:

"Hey kids! Come play this game! It'll make you appear good at something that you can't afford/actually be bothered to learn how to do!"

So yeah. (By the way, I am fully aware that the more I defend myself for being amused by this, the more I seem like a complete plank)

But hey, can't we be amused by something other than satire and Stephen Fry every now and then?
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 04:01 PM


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