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Posted 18 November 2008 - 09:54 PM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Nov 16 2008, 10:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That was a debate thread? I thought it was an internet survey. I even tried to reply with "sex: yes please" before you closed it.


laugh.gif Don't know why, but that got an unexpected laugh out of me. Nice.
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Posted 19 November 2008 - 02:27 AM

That's my job.

Well, one of them.

My weekend job is posing as a leatherclad dominatrix at Slade's sex parties, but perhaps I reveal too much.

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
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Posted 19 November 2008 - 05:11 PM

Leatherclad Dominatrix? Oh, don't forget the "love-cuffs" and tape.
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Posted 20 November 2008 - 08:09 AM

Hey! That's my job! It clearly states in my contract that it's EXCLUSIVE!
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Posted 20 November 2008 - 10:27 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Nov 19 2008, 02:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's my job.

Well, one of them.

My weekend job is posing as a leatherclad dominatrix at Slade's sex parties, but perhaps I reveal too much.

I imagine revealing too much is all a part of that job.
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Posted 21 November 2008 - 05:06 PM

Zoop! Pokey saves Christmas!

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Posted 27 November 2008 - 07:56 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Nov 10 2008, 09:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And I wasn't singling out users from Australia, I was singling out losers from Australia.


Piss off, arsehole. Do you wonder why people dislike you? Its becouse you randomly flame people for no fucking reason.

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Nov 10 2008, 09:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Also, Cobnat hung out with Snake.


First I heard of it. Perhaps you should take your own advise and stop throwing around baseless accusations.
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 09:04 AM

QUOTE (Cobnat @ Nov 27 2008, 01:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Piss off, arsehole. Do you wonder why people dislike you? Its becouse you randomly flame people for no fucking reason.

But that's exactly why I like him. sad.gif Now what am I supposed to think?

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Posted 27 November 2008 - 09:44 PM

Cobby - As I recall, you and Snake were on the same writing guild or something, or had other clandestine involvements going on. Perhaps I made a bigger connection of it than there actually was. However you do both fit into the category of Aussies I don't like, so it's guilt by association.

No, not really. You're alright now, though we had our battles in the past. I'll even give you some added points if this argument draws Deuacon back into some hot trolling action.

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 02:56 AM

It seems that some of my posts have been deleted by the increasingly tyrannical Hoffman. Though I am not surprised as I don't expect any better from a hypocritical, mentally unstable pseudo-writer.

Of course, when you censor someone then you force them underground and that's when shit really hits the fan. Too bad that Hoffman doesn't understand this concept... but he will.
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Posted 28 November 2008 - 02:58 AM

Can I join in on the maniacal laughter at this point?

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Posted 28 November 2008 - 03:29 AM

This is awesome. I thought I only had a troll, but now my forums have their very own underground freedom fighters. VIVA LA RESISTANCE! VIVA LA VAGUE YET OMINOUS STATEMENTS!

Cobby- You get points, as I figured. But I'm stripping you of your points if you join the secret underground plot that Deuacon just announced to free my forums from, well, me.

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- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
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Posted 28 November 2008 - 05:05 AM

Its all part of my secret takeover plan! Cobs, Deucs, they're all on my payroll to secretly overthrow JP! BWAHAHAHAHA!

I want breakfast. Someone make me breakfast.
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Posted 28 November 2008 - 05:15 AM

Sorry Chyldio, you forgot to include a vague threat that bad things will happen if your breakfast is not promptly made. Try this next time:

"You don't understand what will happen if I don't get my breakfast....... but you will."

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Posted 29 November 2008 - 02:03 AM

Deucaon will allow me to join his secret society. In fact I will be one of his most trusted lieutenants. And if I am not, then you, JM Hoffmarn, will something something.

Deuc: just so I'm clear, JM is mentally unstable now, and his writing is bad? And this very thread is about you defending JM from making fun of the mentally unstable whose writing is bad? So you are as bad as you claim JM to be? Or ... as good?

It's all so topsy turvey in this world of internet espionage. Even my secrets have secrets!
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