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Posted 03 November 2008 - 11:05 AM

Hello!

First of all thanks for your great and hilarious work. I was wondering if you were planning to make a WAR review at some point.

Cheers!
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Posted 03 November 2008 - 12:06 PM

Welcome. Here's the newbie info: (we should start printing brochures...)

1. While these are indeed the FullyRamblomatic Forums, Mr. Croshaw himself doesn't really pay that much attention to them anymore. So there's almost no point in addressing him in person.

2. He doesn't take requests, in case that's what you've been trying to get at.

3. David-kyo is a three feet tall yeti from the alps, thought I should mention that right away.

4. Try to enjoy yourself while you're here, it's the best policy to abide by.

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 12:36 PM

And it seems I'm more of a cunt than I thought, so don't post a pic of yourself unless you're prepared to have it torn apart tongue.gif
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Posted 03 November 2008 - 01:21 PM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Nov 3 2008, 05:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
1. While these are indeed the FullyRamblomatic Forums, Mr. Croshaw himself doesn't really pay that much attention to them anymore. So there's almost no point in addressing him in person.


In fact, he hasn't been seen on here since March 31st, according to his profile. Plus, his mother posts on here more often than he does, and I can't see her ringing him up to pass on our suggestions.

Otherwise, we're generally pretty friendly. Just try not to have an opinion for the first... hundred posts or so?

EDIT: Also, Heccubus is always right, and he can always prove it.

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 02:08 PM

QUOTE (Spann @ Nov 3 2008, 06:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
In fact, he hasn't been seen on here since March 31st, according to his profile. Plus, his mother posts on here more often than he does, and I can't see her ringing him up to pass on our suggestions.

That's the most bizarrly internet conversation I could ever imagine happening between a mother and son.
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Posted 03 November 2008 - 02:15 PM

Your mum would be more apt to pass along your suggestions to him though. Seeing he's shagging her right now...

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 02:45 PM

My mum's too easy for YZ, he's got some class.
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Posted 03 November 2008 - 03:36 PM

As far as thoughts on WAR goes, it can only be WoW, only with better graphics and set in the Warhammer universe. Why tinker with a formula that's made millions? At any rate, even if I had the money or computer to run it, I'd ben happier with the little plastic men then the MMORPG. Therefore, I put this to the Ramblos: with the new Space Marines codex, was it a fucking stupid idea to give the Salamanders jet black skin, or was it just utterly retarded?
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Posted 03 November 2008 - 03:59 PM

I have no clue.

I just know I tried WoW...fucking hated it. I'll stick to my favorite MMMORPUGGER City of Villains.

At least I can fully customize my character, and not worry about armor and shit blocking my 3 hours of costume work.

That and I can make a tiny little character that's like 4 feet tall, give it a giant fucking hammer, then walk up to some unsuspecting sod and smack it in the bollocks and send him flying in the air (NPC of course. In CoV/COH we keep the PvPers in their own little ghetto zones called PvP zones and the PvE'ers can keep along on their merry way while the PvPers jump around like crazed ADHD Amphetamine addicted rabbits and try to take pop shots at each other for fun. We seemed to have attracted the FPS crowd with our fast paced PvP...)

CoH/CoV..where you can truely customize your character. And all the fancy lewt you get doesn't affect your look, just ups your performance to super godly levels.


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Posted 03 November 2008 - 04:08 PM



That hammer has an animated eyeball that rolls around looking for things. It's fucking cool.



And this is what she looks like normally.

She's about 4' tall so when she walks up to NPC's (Which are almost always male) and does her "Jawbreaker" move (Aparently on a normally 5' 6" and taller character it looks like you're busting the guy's jaw) You thwack him in the nutters.
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Posted 03 November 2008 - 04:22 PM

Why didn't you wear that kinda dress to the concert?

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 04:28 PM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Nov 3 2008, 04:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why didn't you wear that kinda dress to the concert?



Because I don't have the superheroine/villainess physique. I have more of the 1940's-1950's era pinup physique (Like Marilyn Monroe), and for some strange fucked up reason, the media of today has brainwashed all the poor sheep out there that being a stick with two bags of silicone hung to your chest is the way to go.

That and I couldn't find a nice neon pink patent leather corset and jester trappings in my town.

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 04:35 PM

QUOTE (pandora114 @ Nov 3 2008, 09:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That and I couldn't find a nice neon pink patent leather corset and jester trappings in my town.


The real world is a bitch.

I like you, Pandora.
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Posted 03 November 2008 - 04:48 PM

QUOTE (Spann @ Nov 3 2008, 04:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The real world is a bitch.

I like you, Pandora.



Thanks biggrin.gif I like you too.

And it is indeed a bitch...a royal bitch indeed.


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Posted 03 November 2008 - 05:03 PM

QUOTE (pandora114 @ Nov 3 2008, 10:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
and for some strange fucked up reason, the media of today has brainwashed all the poor sheep out there that being a stick with two bags of silicone hung to your chest is the way to go.


Indeed sad.gif
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