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Sime! You've got helm! Otal, secure the crystal core and prepare to close off sections seven, five and nine. We need more power or we'll never leave orbit.
Mr. Slade! Where's the impulse! Get those generators online!
God damn it! I'm losing power! Mr. Slade! Get me impulse
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Posted 31 October 2008 - 04:56 AM
Sime! You've got helm! Otal, secure the crystal core and prepare to close off sections seven, five and nine. We need more power or we'll never leave orbit.
Mr. Slade! Where's the impulse! Get those generators online!
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 31 October 2008 - 07:08 AM
I'll just put on that red shirt, just in case...
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 31 October 2008 - 08:46 AM
Ha! These are the effects of my latest invention kicking it.
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Posted 31 October 2008 - 01:28 PM
Ensign Gobbler! Go secure something incredibly dangerous! The transporters seem to be malfunctioning, so we need someone to put their hand in to see what happens.
Probably nothing since Mr. Slade hasnt got those generators online. I'd have him shot out of our torpedo tubes for his insubordination, but that'd spare him firey death as the site spirals into firey doom.
Probably nothing since Mr. Slade hasnt got those generators online. I'd have him shot out of our torpedo tubes for his insubordination, but that'd spare him firey death as the site spirals into firey doom.
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Posted 31 October 2008 - 02:08 PM
I'll just open up a window to let some air in.
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 31 October 2008 - 02:23 PM
QUOTE (Dr Lecter @ Oct 31 2008, 01:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ha! These are the effects of my latest invention kicking it.
Damn man, I coded that thing! We're saving your bot for cracking the bank, remember? When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
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Posted 31 October 2008 - 10:51 PM
JM! We're losing power to the rear deflectors...
Send Ensign Gobbler to fix them. And scramble the Lazer Squad!
Send Ensign Gobbler to fix them. And scramble the Lazer Squad!
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Posted 31 October 2008 - 11:10 PM
It's too late, rear deflectors at twelve percent! All sensors read critical! Hull temperature at 9000 kelvin! Jelly Pufflemur is going down!
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Posted 31 October 2008 - 11:56 PM
I'm directing all remaining power to the aft silly movie reviewers. I don't know if we can hold out much longer.
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Posted 01 November 2008 - 03:42 AM
Sir, there's a number of lights flashing and- err... is someone baking a potato in the microwave?
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Posted 01 November 2008 - 11:13 AM
Quick, ensign! Stick your head in and find out!
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Posted 01 November 2008 - 01:43 PM
I've regained control of the navigation bar and the site links, and I'm trying to download all critical files from the mainframe!
And I doubt its so much the baked potato as the tin foil its wrapped in...
And I doubt its so much the baked potato as the tin foil its wrapped in...
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Posted 01 November 2008 - 02:56 PM
This is Captain Chyldicus Maximus of the starship Less Is More. I have regained rudimentry control of my Death Ray. Power down your weapons, and submit to my might, or I will destroy the site, Tripod, and things involving jelly, puffles and mur immediatly. Then maybe move on to tripods in general.
You have five days. Surrender or be destroyed.
You have five days. Surrender or be destroyed.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
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Posted 01 November 2008 - 03:33 PM
Captain HofMarN, I just wanted to report that it was indeed a potato baking in the microwave.
A quickly and not very thoroughly conducted research on Wikipedia revealed potatoes to be carriers of the toxic glycoalkaloids. I have therefore took it upon me to save the lives of our crew and discarded the complete device with potato into space and I also took the chance and added the rest of the quite volatile toxic waste and highly radioactive material that I had been playing with to the whole bunch.
Phew. Good thing that its low velocity will prevent any deflector-shields from actually deflecting it, wouldn't want to get that pack right back into our hands, now would we?
Some other starship will surely take care of it, and as long as nobody opens fire at it, everything will be completely fine.
This concludes my report. I also refuse to accept any further responsibility on this matter, seeing as I have acted according to Fleet Directive #44 which states: "If it's not your problem anymore, then why are you still wasting our time?"
Man, that's a first. Grandma would be so proud of me, I'm sure.
A quickly and not very thoroughly conducted research on Wikipedia revealed potatoes to be carriers of the toxic glycoalkaloids. I have therefore took it upon me to save the lives of our crew and discarded the complete device with potato into space and I also took the chance and added the rest of the quite volatile toxic waste and highly radioactive material that I had been playing with to the whole bunch.
Phew. Good thing that its low velocity will prevent any deflector-shields from actually deflecting it, wouldn't want to get that pack right back into our hands, now would we?
Some other starship will surely take care of it, and as long as nobody opens fire at it, everything will be completely fine.
This concludes my report. I also refuse to accept any further responsibility on this matter, seeing as I have acted according to Fleet Directive #44 which states: "If it's not your problem anymore, then why are you still wasting our time?"
Man, that's a first. Grandma would be so proud of me, I'm sure.
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?