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Oral sex lessons to cut rates of teenage pregnancy Monday, May 17, 2004

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Posted 17 May 2004 - 10:53 AM

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Oral sex lessons to cut rates of teenage pregnancy
Sunday May 9, 2004

Encouraging schoolchildren to experiment with oral sex could prove the most effective way of curbing teenage pregnancy rates, a government study has found.

Pupils under 16 who were taught to consider other forms of 'intimacy' such as oral sex were significantly less likely to engage in full intercourse, it was revealed.

Britain's teenage pregnancy rate is the highest in Europe. In 2002 there were 39,286 teen pregnancies recorded. The government has spent more than £60 million to tackle the problem but so far failed to halt the rise.

A sex education course developed by Exeter University trains teachers to talk to teenagers about 'stopping points' before full sex.

Now an unpublished government-backed report reveals that a trial of the course has been a success. Schoolchildren, particularly girls, who received such training developed a 'more mature' response to sex.

The study by the National Foundation for Educational Research found youngsters were 'less likely to be sexually active' than peers who received traditional forms of sex education, dispelling the fears of family campaigners who believe such methods actually arouse the sexual interest of teenagers.

Now the government will recommend the scheme, called A Pause, to schools throughout England and Wales following the success of the trial in 104 schools where sexual intercourse among 16-year-olds fell by up to 20 per cent, according to Dr John Tripp of the Department of Child Health at the University of Exeter, who helped to design the course....[more on website]

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Posted 17 May 2004 - 07:01 PM

I am speechless.
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Posted 17 May 2004 - 08:31 PM

It seems weird, but it's totally true. Kids want sexual experiences, but they don't want to get pregnant.
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Posted 17 May 2004 - 08:37 PM

My only questions is this

What's sex without a little oral action? It's like Mash patatoes without the gravy.
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Posted 17 May 2004 - 09:58 PM

firstly... I think that's great! there are not enough people out there who know what they're doing in that department.

secondly, where does some one join up to help the students with the prac. exame.

thirdly, school sux, but now in a good way.

fourthly, when students use the excuse of "helping to study" to get past the parents, they'll have documentation to explain their actions when caught.

fithly, i'd like to see some of the new school slogans, like North Cumberland college - Live, Learn, Work, Eat Pussy! incorperated to the school anthem while kids sing it with thier hand over thier chest.

and finnally,it's nice to know that people will be finnally learning skills that might actually get them somewhere in life. whatever you learn in comerce class won't get you to the top half as fast as some good old fasioned, under the table 'boss impressing'

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Posted 17 May 2004 - 10:33 PM

S - U - C - K - D - I - C (k)!!
And you shall avoid preg-nan-ceeee!
GOOOOO FELLATIO!!!
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Posted 17 May 2004 - 11:52 PM

Reader, I assume that you can see why I chose to use this over the one you sent me to check out wink.gif
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Posted 18 May 2004 - 03:21 PM

I cant wait to see something like this on a resume

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