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Posted 23 September 2008 - 10:49 AM

Bourbon and moonshine is traditionally corn based. You use what you have to work with, just like our island dwelling cousins.
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Posted 23 September 2008 - 01:43 PM

Deuacon - Isn't there an FR forum somewhere missing (one of) it's village idiot(s)?

Gobbler- Great to see you out and about, and yeah we have two liquorice flavors. The kraut liqueur Jagermeister, and the Italian awfulness of Sambuca... I am loathe to mix those with cereal because I do not wish to die yet.

Lecter- Your whiskey is made by Scottsman who send it south in hopes of poisoning you Southern fairies. Our whiskey is made by hillbillies who send it all over in hopes of getting their Southern cousins good and drunk for some lovin...

Wait, now you mention it yeah, we're pretty pathetic.

And whiskey wins the day, expect photos in a week or two.

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Posted 23 September 2008 - 07:08 PM

Psh, I was born in Scotland, we have an immunity to the stuff. Seriously, it's the best for a reason, that reason is, that it is the best.
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Posted 24 September 2008 - 01:06 AM

Well. I'm never going to make decisions about what liquor and cereal to combine when I'm drunk. After the whiskey and corn pops, I decided I was Batman. And the Joker was going to kill Commisioner Gordon if I didnt mix my apple schnapps with apple jacks. So I did that afterwards. Then I remembered that I hadn't gotten any pictures of my cinamon toast crunch/goldschlager outing, so down the hatch that went.

If I survive the night, and if I was able to hold the camera straight or steady at any one time, there shall be proof of my trials and tribulations.


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Posted 24 September 2008 - 03:28 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Sep 23 2008, 08:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Deuacon - Isn't there an FR forum somewhere missing (one of) it's village idiot(s)?

NO.
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Posted 24 September 2008 - 03:42 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Sep 23 2008, 08:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Gobbler- Great to see you out and about, and yeah we have two liquorice flavors. The kraut liqueur Jagermeister, and the Italian awfulness of Sambuca... I am loathe to mix those with cereal because I do not wish to die yet.

Understandable. The last time that someone mixed ye good ol' Huntermaster with pizza wasn't a very pretty sight, indeed... I'm just somehow glad that I can't really handle the strong stuff anymore, my drinking days are sort of over already.

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 04:48 AM

David- Did I vote for you to be a moderator yet? If not, fuck it. I vote for you to be mayor.

Gobbler- Jager isn't that bad. Now what I really like from you guys is Bear Hunter. How Germans figured out how to turn honey into liqueur I don't know, but thanks!

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 04:57 AM

Never heard of that one, if to be honest, but then again, there's a lot of stuff that is being brewed here only to be exported, like the fabled St. Pauli Girl beer. We were quite confused to find it being a measure for how things are in Germany when we came across it everywhere in San Francisco. Needless to say, the more proficient drinkers among us were appaled.

Also, the secret to turning all sorts of stuff into liqueur is to just stuff it in a barrel and see if anything starts to ferment after a while. Wheat, potatoes, honey, ex-wives - just be creative.

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 07:34 AM

QUOTE (David-kyo @ Sep 24 2008, 09:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
NO.

By which, you mean... yes?
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Posted 24 September 2008 - 11:14 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Sep 24 2008, 02:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Gobbler- Jager isn't that bad. Now what I really like from you guys is Bear Hunter. How Germans figured out how to turn honey into liqueur I don't know, but thanks!
I was under the influence that us guys did it, you know, mead?

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 12:52 PM

QUOTE (Icey @ Sep 24 2008, 06:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was under the influence that us guys did it, you know, mead?

I was not going to say it because I'm still trying to spread false propaganda about the fact that every Viking's second name was actually "Heinz" back in the days.

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 01:01 PM

Gobbler- Didn't know that, most interesting. I wonder if there's healthy fast food in America, but we ship it overseas and then use the grease it's cooked in to make happy meals. Also, I would love to try this Frauleinjager.

I've honestly never been able to find mead. Pity, cuz I need something for my honey nut cheerios.

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 01:16 PM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Sep 24 2008, 08:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Gobbler- Didn't know that, most interesting. I wonder if there's healthy fast food in America, but we ship it overseas and then use the grease it's cooked in to make happy meals.

You're not shipping it to us then. Subway is as healthy as it gets, otherwise we merely have McDonald's and Burger King. KFC is slowly slowly trying to make an appearance here as well.

I wouldn't mind seeing Jack in the Box again though. sad.gif Not everyday, surely, but every once in a while when you can't be bothered to cook something for you and the kitten.


And you really should go look for mead, it's fantastic stuff if brewed right.

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 01:41 PM

What about Peach Schnapps?
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Posted 24 September 2008 - 01:49 PM

And Disney Princess cereal?

Um, just bought some mead the other day. Found it at World Market. Woo!

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