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Posted 22 September 2008 - 02:34 AM

So, will it be apple jacks and apple jack, or will it be corn pops and whiskey? Anyone have any ideas? I'm just too damned lazy to get a bowl and a camera, and need a bit of prompting along towards the edge of the cliff.

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 04:45 AM

Mentos and Vodka. Do it, faggot.
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Posted 22 September 2008 - 10:00 AM

QUOTE (Deucaon @ Sep 22 2008, 04:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mentos and Vodka. Do it, faggot.


I like this idea, however Mentos is not a breakfast cereal.

The Apple Jack/s idea is a good one. Go for it.
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Posted 22 September 2008 - 04:59 PM

Did you seriously just call JM a faggot in his own forums? What are you, 12? You should probably reconsider that remark. And if you bothered to read, he's doing cereals and alcohol. I don't know what planet has a Mentos cereal...


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Posted 22 September 2008 - 06:30 PM

Weetabix and whiskey. It has to be done.
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Posted 22 September 2008 - 06:42 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Sep 22 2008, 05:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Did you seriously just call JM a faggot in his own forums? What are you, 12? You should probably reconsider that remark. And if you bothered to read, he's doing cereals and alcohol. I don't know what planet has a Mentos cereal...


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Posted 22 September 2008 - 08:38 PM

Lecter - Round hereabouts our whiskey is made of corn, so that's why I'm doing the cornpops and whiskey option.

Deuacon - I know you're going to plead sarcasm like with every other dumb thing you say, but you're still a smacktard. I mean that sarcastically, somehow. Yes.

Also, that's one for apple and one for corn, so we're waiting on the tie breaker.

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Posted 23 September 2008 - 12:09 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Sep 23 2008, 07:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Did you seriously just call JM a faggot in his own forums? What are you, 12? You should probably reconsider that remark.


I will assume you are just ignorant.

QUOTE (Slade @ Sep 23 2008, 07:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And if you bothered to read, he's doing cereals and alcohol. I don't know what planet has a Mentos cereal...


You get a bowl, put in Methos and cover it with Vodka. Its not rocket science... well actually it might be, we will have to see what happens to JMH to determine that.

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Sep 23 2008, 11:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Deuacon - I know you're going to plead sarcasm like with every other dumb thing you say, but you're still a smacktard. I mean that sarcastically, somehow. Yes.


I'm not a smacktard. Prove me wrong, bitch.

This post has been edited by Deucaon: 23 September 2008 - 12:10 AM

"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
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Posted 23 September 2008 - 12:54 AM

QUOTE (Deucaon @ Sep 22 2008, 10:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm not a smacktard. Prove me wrong, bitch.
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Mentos and Vodka. Do it, faggot.

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Posted 23 September 2008 - 01:18 AM

That proves nothing except that I have a sense of humour and I know of internet memes.

This post has been edited by Deucaon: 23 September 2008 - 01:19 AM

"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
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Posted 23 September 2008 - 02:49 AM

I was under the impression that memes were a symptom of Smactardium Neuroses.
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Posted 23 September 2008 - 04:27 AM

QUOTE (Icey @ Sep 23 2008, 05:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was under the impression that memes were a symptom of Smactardium Neuroses.


Nein.
"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
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Posted 23 September 2008 - 05:27 AM

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smacktard 48 up, 28 down
A person that says or does things so unbelievably stupid that you feel the burning urge to smack them (repeatedly) upside the head.


Meme usage falls under this, quite handily.
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Posted 23 September 2008 - 07:40 AM

Excellent point, Icey.

And you're still doing that cereals stuff, Mr. HofMarN? Hmm... what to mix it with, what to mix it with... get some of that stuff that tastes like licorice (they've got some schnaps called "Dirty Harry" here in Germany, but I doubt it's available in America) and combine it with wheat puffs!

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Posted 23 September 2008 - 07:59 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Sep 23 2008, 02:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lecter - Round hereabouts our whiskey is made of corn, so that's why I'm doing the cornpops and whiskey option.

That's... wrong... on so many levels..
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