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#61 User is offline   Man Of Doom Icon

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 10:05 AM

Well I think I can safely confirm it was nothing to do with me.



...or was it?
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Posted 24 September 2008 - 11:36 AM

That doesn't sound anything like what I would say.
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Posted 24 September 2008 - 01:08 PM

Saying it has nothing to do with you is clearly a sign of guilt. A person who isn't guilty should have no trouble admitting their guilt if it's not true.

In that spirit: Not only am I an alt of Yahtzee, but I also pretended to be Yahtzee pretending to be Hldmethrllme, and then confessed to being Yahtzee just so no one would look for my THIRD secret identity. I confess to this now so that no one will realize that my fourth secret identity is the Saucer People.

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 01:15 PM

Hush JM! Don't let them know that you are indeed Too-Chic and that we had a few lustful nights. (How will the internet react, you being, indeed, a female)
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Posted 24 September 2008 - 01:27 PM

(That coming from the best best cross dresser in the history of Iceland...)

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 01:55 PM

None of this is doing anything for my impression that everyone here is secretly Yahtzee talking to himself.

Also, in the spirit of ol' DeeDeeSycher:

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Boy, did he love his bizarre acrostics.
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Posted 24 September 2008 - 02:01 PM

QUOTE (Chyld @ Sep 24 2008, 07:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
None of this is doing anything for my impression that everyone here is secretly Yahtzee talking to himself.

Also, in the spirit of ol' DeeDeeSycher:

Young Apples Haters Take Zero Escaping Elephants

Boy, did he love his bizarre acrostics.


Dammit, found out!

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 03:24 PM

I don't talk to myself except when I contemplate how much I hate myself, and how much it relieves my mental anguish to let the red water come.
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Posted 24 September 2008 - 08:27 PM

I remember how he used to call me Coughman because I coughed all over him, but I think "Don't just get floppy with me" was the best. Also,

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 09:38 PM

I'm still fond of "Hecc, you're bust!"

Chyld: Isn't there enough sycophantic lust in these places without you also contributing thinking everyone else is Yahtzee, too? Why can't we be figments of someone else's imagination?

I thought Jon Gutner would be and obvious candidate, given he is quite easily the last person we'd ever expect to plot a Troutkrieg!

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 10:34 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Sep 24 2008, 10:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I thought Jon Gutner would be and obvious candidate, given he is quite easily the last person we'd ever expect to plot a Troutkrieg!

I miss that guy. sad.gif

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 12:07 AM

Are John's comics anywhere on the web? 'Cause the link in his forum was broken. I never got to experience the legend of John Gutner...
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Posted 25 September 2008 - 05:13 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Sep 24 2008, 10:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Chyld: Isn't there enough sycophantic lust in these places without you also contributing thinking everyone else is Yahtzee, too? Why can't we be figments of someone else's imagination?


He's right y'know. You're all figments of my imagination designed to make me feel less pathetic in comparison.
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Posted 25 September 2008 - 06:08 AM

QUOTE (FFreak3 @ Sep 25 2008, 11:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He's right y'know. You're all figments of my imagination designed to make me feel less pathetic in comparison.

You're a figment of my imagination. I made myself a figment of your imagination, within my own imagination, so that you wouldn't suspect it was me.
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Posted 25 September 2008 - 06:39 AM

aggie: No, all his comics were on the site in his link, which later turned into an anti-anime site. Yeah, anime sucks, but I don't care! See you to later, already!

And you're all figments of someones imagination. The only evidence not involving computers I've got is that I've seen the good Doctor drinking a pint with my own eyes, and even then he could just have been a mental result of alcohol poisioning. Oh shit, I'm channeling Descartes, run!
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