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Posted 21 September 2008 - 12:44 AM

Hey everybody. Although this is my first post I have been lurking for a while. This forum is one of the more entertaining ones on the internet, but lately it's just gotten out of hand. I realize most of you guys have used the magic ignore button so you may have missed some of the craziness, but I feel like everything that has recently happened with several new members has been orchestrated by one person. It's just too much. There's just too many coincidences that seem to be leading up to something, some end goal. The man behind the curtain may be yahtz, or maybe not. Who knows. I just wanna know if all you regulars are thinking the same thing I am.

Either way I hope all you guys don't abandon this forum, 'cause whatever its faults this is a good community.

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 01:55 AM

i agree with you completely
i doubt it's yahtzee, though, i don't think he has the time nor the personality to do this.

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 02:20 AM

Is it too early to blame the CIA?

Seriously though, I'm rather curious how trolls ended up traveling in packs. I've been told that too chic is actually a real person elsewhere on the forums, and the main point of debate seems to be whether it was two or three trolls, whether Kurt and Hldme were different people.

I'm actually going to have to say yes. Hldme, regretably, invaded the other forums, while this is the first I've learned of Kurtt (I am not adding in the final T) I think it's possible that whoever the person behind Hldme was, that they simply drove a normal (if moronic) fully ramblo lurker to batfuck insanity through persistent suggestion. Perhaps one bad day can drive any of us mad.

Or maybe it was just a fucktard and his sockpuppet...

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 03:16 AM

Hldme admitted to being Kurtt, but it doesn't matter has they were banned.
Too-Chic might actually be some person who likes to cosplay and hacked Hldme's account, or they might be an alt, or a completely individual troll.

There is no conspiracy here. The moon landing happened, USA didn't plan 9/11, get the hell over it.
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Posted 21 September 2008 - 03:46 AM

QUOTE (Patch @ Sep 21 2008, 09:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hldme admitted to being Kurtt, but it doesn't matter has they were banned.

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 03:51 AM

How about we just don't give into the paranoia, close registrations and ban anyone with a post count lower than 50? I'm willing to sacrifice the traffic (i.e. profit) of Chefelf.com in order to find a final solution to this problem.
"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
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Posted 21 September 2008 - 03:58 AM

Patch- Really? Where did that happen? Damn, you might have cost me the office pool.

Deuacon- That'll show them! Way to not give into paranoia there, buddy.

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 04:10 AM

Who banned him and when?
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 05:15 AM

Slade banned HldMeThrllMe and Kurtt last night, I believe. Or within the last eight hours, to put it into a timezoneless answer.

Anyway, it's getting to the point now where I'm about to resort to thrashing my arms about wildly, staring at the heavens and screaming something about demanding answers.
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Posted 21 September 2008 - 05:46 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Sep 21 2008, 06:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Deuacon- That'll show them! Way to not give into paranoia there, buddy.




For a guy who runs a satirical website you don't know much about satire.

This post has been edited by Deucaon: 21 September 2008 - 05:47 AM

"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
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Posted 21 September 2008 - 09:31 AM

Its rather telling, that just after Spann unveils a message from HldMe delcaring, in perfect English, that he's Yahtzee, and said thread has now vanished... there's something amiss here, a bit more than Yahtzee wanting to play at trolling.
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Posted 21 September 2008 - 09:35 AM

Also, wasn't there something between Icey and too-chic?
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Posted 21 September 2008 - 09:44 AM


Curiouser and curiouser...

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 09:48 AM

Why would Yahtzee (if he was disguised as a troll) admit it to Spann?
"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
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Posted 21 September 2008 - 10:04 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Sep 21 2008, 08:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is it too early to blame the CIA?

Is it ever too early to blame the CIA?
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