[Slade]

I've tried to tell myself that, but ugh. Zero Punctuation fan art and that tattoo'd guy... *shakes head*

[Maggot4Life]

This is some messed up psycho shit. Fun to watch yes, but still messed up.

[Spann]

It's become some sort of bizarre meta-soap opera, where for all I know I'm the only person who is who they say they are, and all of you are alternative characters in some madman's mind.

But then you, reading this, don't know that I'm me. I could be just another character in this story, or the person who orchestrated it all, or just a rogue AI somewhere (A devilishly handsome one, but nevertheless), that's gone batshit and decided to create a world for itself because that's the only way it could ever feel love?

You don't, and that's what's creepy.

It's a bit like Schrodinger's cat; I am everyone, but at the same time I am no-one, and all other variations inbetween, and so are you.

Jesus, that was big for a Sunday morning.

[reiner]

*stuffs script quickly into couch cushions*

[Slade]

I've got 7 years in the community, 8.5k posts, and Head Moderator status supporting my candidacy for being who I say I am. Unless, of course, someone hijacked my account or my mind and is ruling my every thought and action!

Nah, seriously, you need to make assumptions and hope for consistency or you'll just float away in existential and nihilistic doubt like Hume's pebble.

This post has been edited by Slade: 21 September 2008 - 12:19 PM
Reason for edit:: grammar++;

[Spann]

Yeah, but what's not to say it's not your idea in the first place Slade? Huh?

[Slade]

Oh darn. You got me. I hatched a crazy scheme to attack the FR forums with an elaborate escalation of trollish drama that exploded in a Troutkrieg as a finale.

Seriously, though, have you been reading JM's forums lately?

[Spann]

Just flicked through the entries on JM's forum: Good job trying to describe this place to grownup, proper people.

[J m HofMarN]

These forums are now a Robery Ludlum book. Too Chic's disappearance is almost indubitably due to a needle behind the ear and sudden death from a "natural" heart attack. Now no one is who they seem as the shadowy government organization tries to cover its tracks and eliminate all links to Operation Troutkrieg and the Reigo Institute.

By the by, I just copyrighted that. Expect it in stores spring 09.

[saturnine]

this is kind of late but i think icey looks kind of like james sunderland

[reiner]

this is kind of late but i think icey looks kind of like james sunderland

jeebus, stop being so on topic.

[Dr Lecter]

I have no connection to the government, and certainly have no links with any operation to cover up Operation Troutkrieg.

If my handler is reading, I have the next target.

[Casual]

Operation has a green light good doctor, use powerful insects to sting the blue goat, over.

[Patch]

Operation 'Counter Operation' is in place. Do I have permission to eliminate on sight?

[Gobbler]

Only if you're going to eat what you kill.