[Zin]

Some thoughts follow from this;

1. If I ever get famous, somebody will attempt to get a tatoo depicting me.
2. They will fail.
3. Because my hair is too complex to be rendered as ink-on-flesh.
4. Unless you get a really really skilled tattoo artist.
5. But they'll probably be all avante-garde or something.
6. So they'll probably give you a visual representation of the gestational cycle of the Earth-Fetus or so instead of what you actually want.
7. Serves you right, creepy potential future stalker guy.

[Daniel Pharos]

Heavy!

Seems like the ultimate fan outing. I have seen tatoos of my band logo on 2 girls, that really amazes me and leaves a weird feeling, too. I wonder what Yahtzee would say (I have a theory that he is really enjoying fame a lot although he won't admit it).

[Heccubus]

Nevertheless, tattoos in general are pretty... how shall I put this... stupid? "Hmmm, I'll just torture myself a little and risk getting an infection for a drawing on my body and regret it later. Yayz!" But to get a tattoo of ZP? I think it's either a fake or someone was incredibly drunk/and or moronic one late night.

There you go folks: judgment from someone with little to no understanding of how tattooing works. To even think that's fake, you'd have to be at least partially blind, and infections only happen to people who are too stupid to look after the fucking thing properly (which really, isn't that hard to do). I salute you and your drastically misinformed rants on things you've never taken the time to actually learn about.
The only good point made here was the one about regret. In five years...fuck, no...in one year you will regret ever plunking down the cash to get that abomination etched into your flesh. Unless you waltzed into the shop and said "Hi, I'd like to get this tattooed on my chest, but can you make it look like absolute shit while you're at it? It's just, see...I'd like to basically guarantee that no one ever fucks me again. EVER." Seriously, the next time you get any ink done, find a new artist. That thing is embarrassing for you, AND the artist that aborted it onto your chest.

Just hopping in to quickly edit and add that Zin's reply up there is the best thing written in this entire thread. Well done.

This post has been edited by Heccubus: 15 September 2008 - 10:16 PM

[Spann]

I'm always slightly nervous about agreeing with Hecc; I always feel like his kissing his grumpy-bear ass.

I do though, whole-heartedly.

[Chyld]

While I have no such qualms, noticed no sign of his girlfriends flesh rotting off after her tattoo, and would once again like to remind the choir that the tattoo looks like something that appeared on a Fashion SWAT article.

In other news, Chyld has long since run out of anything new to contribute, which he's quite happy to admit, unlike everyone else on this board nowadays.

[FFreak3]

I never had anything to contribute, do I count?

[HldmeThrllmeChrs&Trlby]

tats are too expesnsive. i would like to have a yahtzee brand on me. i just need to do real good in metal shop and figure out what to make it lok like,. proabably hurt lss then a tattooo becvause its quicker. ok?

[Chyld]

I never had anything to contribute, do I count?

At least you're admitting it.

[Kurtt Reigo]

wow nossy. you love Yahtzee way way too much. kiss his feet if you meet him maybe. but getting a tattoo of even a really awesome dude who you watch videos of on the internet is silly unless you get to meet him and get put into his next game and he pays you lots of money

[HldmeThrllmeChrs&Trlby]

kiss his feet if you meet him maybe

i m sorry i called you a troll Kurrt Reigo. no instead you are a SEXY troll.

ok

[Kurtt Reigo]

i dont understand. if your sorry stop calling me names! i just want to talk about Yahtzee and other stuff without being treated badly. everybody is always mean to me and i dont even do anything.

[HldmeThrllmeChrs&Trlby]

then start talking more about licking yahtzees toes. ok?

[Patch]

Well well well. It looks like the troll has spawned an interesting scenario. Calls a guy a troll and then when the guy says something that sounds like trolling suddenly apologise for calling them a troll.

[HldmeThrllmeChrs&Trlby]

he is not yet a rtroll but he will bring ruin to us all youall will see and then you'll know that chrisntrilby was right all along but it'll be too late cuz there'll be otturkreig! ok?

This post has been edited by HldmeThrllmeChrs&Trlby: 16 September 2008 - 01:40 AM

[Gobbler]

ok.