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Posted 14 May 2004 - 04:16 PM

I dunno. Maybe.
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Posted 14 May 2004 - 04:16 PM

Its possible. But I'd take communist over fascist any day.
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Posted 14 May 2004 - 04:26 PM

I believe in Peeblism. Its the idea that little geometric shapes with faces and antenna will take over the world. Makes sense to me.
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Posted 14 May 2004 - 09:18 PM

My pal is a pinko commy. He is, and I kid you NOT, waiting with his socialist friends for the perfect time to over take the canadian government.

He is not normal a guy. I can't even talk to him anymore. He does not enjoy life, he takes socialism so seriously it takes up his whole life. He just talks and talks about all these events and unfair things and whatnot. I've never had a facist friend. But I'm sure he/she would be equally as irratating to be around.
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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:26 PM

That's too bad that he doesn't enjoy life. He sounds sort of cool and eccentric otherwise. You've got to respect a guy who is seriously plotting to take over the Canadian government.
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Posted 14 May 2004 - 11:38 PM

Yes I do. Chris has been shot by rubber bullets, gased, beaten with batons, and had his face smashed with one of those plastic shields.

I do give him props for fighting for what he believes in. I guess I'm being greedy when I say thats all he ever does. Cause if he loves it, then I should let him be, and I do.

He once organized 400 people from Canada to go down to seattle and fight the WTO. That is his claim to fame. He's also chained himself to various buildings.

I once went to a socialist meeting of his, at harbour centre in Vancouver. It was kinda cool. They had all these drawings and layouts of where they will sit, and who will chain themselves up. etc It was bizzare. They are peaceful protesters, not those fucks who go blow up cars and make everyone look like shit disturbers. Chris actually assualted one of those guys. He got tossed in the paddy wagon for that. He was released 4 blocks down the street.

But when he starts his ranting outside of protests and meetins, it's really scary, especially when he's drunk. He will sit there and just go off for these long periods of time. His face will go red, and he stares at the ground, never blinkning his eyes. He can quote every line from Che Guevera and other freedom fighters.

Let's put it this way, when I get married, he ain't getting more than 2 minutes to give a toast or speech.

This post has been edited by Jordan: 14 May 2004 - 11:42 PM

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Posted 15 May 2004 - 03:01 AM

There's a reason the Ruskies were so dangerous.
1. They were communists
2. They were often drunk
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Posted 24 May 2004 - 12:18 AM

Hmmm I've done that sort of stuff, sounds fun. I'd certainly support Rory's communist regime over Nate and Laura's dictatorship. Perhaps he can even overthrow them someday.

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Posted 30 May 2004 - 10:52 AM

Rory can't possibly be a communist. For one thing, I'm relatively sure he doesn't like vodka...or war. But I'm iffy on war.
In closing, I heart Rory!
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Posted 30 May 2004 - 10:58 AM

I'm a regizstering fizool!
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Posted 01 June 2004 - 08:02 AM

Your kind words are appreciated Kat. You truly are a kat among felines.
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Posted 01 June 2004 - 01:31 PM

Communism? Dictatorship? Roryism?

Fleeting movements compared to Melonism!

Yes, elect your local melon-based fruit into government today! You know you want to!
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Posted 01 June 2004 - 03:46 PM

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Posted 03 June 2004 - 02:16 AM

Jordan- I'd very much like to meet this friend of yours, and it's not entirely unlikely that I will see him in Washington this saturday. If you see someone there with a white sign on a metal pole with a beret on it's me.

Oh yeah and I met with the communists, they kicked Rory out of the party for hitting on Camillo Cienfuegos' ghost. He's free to become an anarchist though, being an anarchist is fun and best of all there's no party to join.

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Posted 03 June 2004 - 02:58 AM

Look for a tall, fairly lankey kid in his early 20's. Black hair, big nose, brown eyes. If he looks half arab, and half white (whatever that looks like) then you know it's Chris.

He screams a lot in rallies, he carries a home-made gas mask and usually wears taiga jackets that are too small for him.
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