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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Large Hadron Collider
#31
Deucaon 
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Posted 11 September 2008 - 06:30 AM
Did anyone see "Large Hardon Collided" when they first saw the title? No? Forget about it.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
-Jimmy McTavern, 1938.
-Jimmy McTavern, 1938.
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joshofalltrades
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Posted 11 September 2008 - 08:19 AM
I laughed. Well spotted.
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The Queen's own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
#34
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Posted 11 September 2008 - 06:17 PM
QUOTE (David-kyo @ Sep 11 2008, 03:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The best part of that site...
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#35
Zin
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Posted 11 September 2008 - 08:45 PM
The best part of this topic...
That exact exchange pretty much happened on the previous page. Can you smell the repetition in the air, chilluns?
That exact exchange pretty much happened on the previous page. Can you smell the repetition in the air, chilluns?
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Deucaon
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Posted 11 September 2008 - 10:41 PM
"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
-Jimmy McTavern, 1938.
-Jimmy McTavern, 1938.
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Posted 11 September 2008 - 10:47 PM
That webcam thing was phenomenal. You have made my day, sir. Now I am off to use it to terrify my fiancee.
This post has been edited by Heccubus: 11 September 2008 - 10:49 PM
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Posted 12 September 2008 - 02:42 AM
well at first Fallout 3 was banned, then they edited the hell out of it so it has less drugs and violence. Coming out October 31st (i think). And holy shit Deucaon you have a good eye. Did the particles actually collide yet? because I'm hearing people say that they are still spinning.
I pooped a hammer. I pooped a cornish game hen.
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FFreak3
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Posted 12 September 2008 - 04:14 AM
They don't start to make anything collide until mid-october.
hopefully, something will go wrong before then and we'll be sitting on new physics before we even really start.
hopefully, something will go wrong before then and we'll be sitting on new physics before we even really start.
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Posted 12 September 2008 - 05:00 AM
I haven't been on that site in ages.
Guess the HLC was a bad idea after all.
Still makes me laugh though.
Guess the HLC was a bad idea after all.
Still makes me laugh though.
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League Of Villains
League Of Villains
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Posted 13 September 2008 - 05:38 PM
Never mind this.
This post has been edited by Icey: 13 September 2008 - 05:39 PM
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Posted 14 September 2008 - 04:40 PM
QUOTE (FFreak3 @ Sep 11 2008, 08:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Haha oh man. I believed it for like half of a split second. I feel silly.
;That's an awesome website.
