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#16 User is offline   Rory Icon

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 03:21 PM

I didn't say everything everyone says is literal; certainly people can use metaphors and such without actually meaning what they say. However, I do not see how chef elf's comment was a metaphor, or anything like it. It looked very much to me like a blatant admition of guilt. And unless Chef Elf himself posts to say he didn't mean what he said, then we have every reason to believe he is somehow trying (and perhaps succeeding) to extort us all for monetary gain.
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Posted 14 May 2004 - 03:21 PM

QUOTE (Ninja Duck @ May 13 2004, 08:50 PM)
Forgive me for asking, but is it always this hard to tell if Rory's just joking, or if he's somewhat serious?

I often wonder what it would be like to read what Rory writes if you haven't actually met him in person. If you ever meet him in person it will reveal a lot abotu his personality and you will see the truth for what it really is.

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 03:26 PM

Okay, thats just ridiculous. Chefelf is obviously trying to throw us off track here from his real MONEY MAKING SCHEME.
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Posted 14 May 2004 - 03:26 PM

QUOTE (Chefelf @ May 14 2004, 09:21 PM)
As for exploiting you all: You help to power my war machine. Every character you type is transformed into killing power using my patented Click-For-Kill [tm] technology.

OH MY GOD! EVEN AS I TYPE MY PANIC, HE'S GAINING POWER! FUGGER ME! HE IS EVIL INCARNATE!

*realises the error of his ways*

Now, Sir Elf The Chef, I oppose you and all your deplorable ways! I shall bring you to account!

Swords at dawn, sir! You name where sir, and I shall remove your stain from this land!

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Posted 15 May 2004 - 02:36 PM

Rory, I think he's trying to keep us off the scent, too. And I think Chyld is his accomplice. Remember: SOLID GOLD HANDCUFFS. That shit is NOT CHEAP.
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Posted 15 May 2004 - 03:30 PM

Do not worry Caolan. Agreements may or may not have been made, and contracts may or may not have been signed to ensure that the Farrell/Madden family gets its fair share of the alleged "l00t." So I wold strongly suggest that you stop posting such clearly eroneus allegations, and start checking your mail for large envelopes that may or may be packed with 100 dollar bills.
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Posted 15 May 2004 - 04:32 PM

Yeah, I don't know what I was talking about. I never saw any solid-gold anything. wink.gif
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Posted 15 May 2004 - 05:52 PM

Whoa. Rory and Caolan have reached an uneasy truce. This calls for some serious replanning.

Emergency meeting of the Brothers Redcloud tomorrow. BYO Hamburgers.
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Posted 16 May 2004 - 12:59 AM

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Oops, my keyboard was all screwed up, but it seems to be fine now. Please disregard the above nonsense. Especially You, Caolan!
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