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Woman really likes patting horses.

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 07:33 PM

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Woman sues for right to massage horses
Officials say Md. law restricts animal massage to veterinarians


DAMASCUS, Md. - Mercedes Clemens is certified to massage humans, but she claims the state of Maryland is keeping her from her first love: Massaging horses.

She shut down her equine massage practice in a Washington suburb after state officials told her state law only allows veterinarians to perform such services.

Now she's suing two state agencies, saying regulators are unfairly barring registered massage therapists who want to practice on animals.

Animal massage regulations vary from state to state, with some allowing only veterinarians to practice. Clemens' case is being closely watched by those in the animal massage industry, who say business has grown steadily along with interest in other alternative treatments and pampering for pets.

Equinology, Inc., a Gualala, Calif.-based massage school, says when it began operating about 15 years ago, a couple hundred people took its horse massage therapy courses. Now, almost 900 sign up each year. Company vice president Paul Hougard said there were just a few schools when his company started but estimates there are now about 50 across the country.

The National Board of Certification for Animal Acupressure and Massage plans to start an online exam next month to create credential standards. Among other things, it will test massage techniques, anatomy, ethics and animal behavior.

A self-described horse fanatic, Clemens, 40, got private animal massage certification about two years ago and started practicing on horses, eventually growing her business to about 30 regular horse clients. She likes to help soothe the animals and work through their sore and tight muscles.

Now she works only on her own horse, Chanty.

"This isn't just a career for me, it's my passion," Clemens said. "If I was independently wealthy and I didn't need an income, I would do this for nothing. That's how much I love it."

In a March letter to Clemens, the Maryland Board of Chiropractic Examiners told her state law is very specific in barring massage therapists from practicing on animals.

The chiropractic board also included a note from Maryland's state veterinary board reminding chiropractors and massage therapists of the restrictions.

Clemens says she's never made medical claims or tried to be a substitute veterinarian. Nevertheless, she was so concerned about facing prosecution or losing her human massage license that she pulled advertisements about her horse work and ended her equine practice.

Clemens, who also massages humans, says working on horses is much different.

"They can be very dangerous animals if you don't know what you're doing," she said. "It's very unlikely a person on a massage table is going to kick me."

She isn't asking for damages or compensation in her lawsuit. She just wants the right to practice on animals. She says she is being unfairly targeted and that the state allows other animal massage therapists to practice. The Institute for Justice, an Arlington, Va.-based libertarian public interest law firm, has taken up her case.

An attorney for the state chiropractic board said the agency is asking for the court to dismiss the case, citing Montgomery County as an improper venue because the order was issued from Baltimore. The state veterinary board also wants out of the lawsuit, claiming it never ruled specifically on Clemens' practice. Veterinary board President Chris H. Runde says his agency doesn't regulate horse massage by non-veterinarians if the aim is solely for "helping the animal relax or generally feel better."

As Clemens awaits a court hearing next month, she continues to dote on Chanty, feeding her carrots, kissing her nose and of course, massaging her knots.

"If it was just me it wouldn't really be worth all of this," she said. "But this is a much bigger constitutional issue."

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I like to pat animals too, but... well... hmmm.

I'm surprised she's getting a hard time for this considering the horrendously tacky and atrociously ridiculous extravagancies that people (particularly in the US) are allowed to provide for(/to) their dogs.

So, pimp-my-pet is okay, but giving an animal that carries people on its back a back rub from a professional is just plain wrong. I didn't know that vet school had a massage therapy course in there but now I want to be a vet even less.

Sorry, I'm just rambling because I have no strong feelings about this, but it made me ":\" so I posted it.

Also, her passion for it reminds me of that woman in 'Knights of the Old Rebublic' on Dantoine who really needed her Droid after her husband had died. Unhealthy. But it made me think of a video game so, cool.
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Posted 17 August 2008 - 08:18 PM

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Also, her passion for it reminds me of that woman in 'Knights of the Old Rebublic' on Dantoine who really needed her Droid after her husband had died. Unhealthy. But it made me think of a video game so, cool.


Ha ha ha haaaaa! I would kill the droid and tell the woman that he's still out there somewhere (Dark side points awarded)


"They can be very dangerous animals if you don't know what you're doing," she said. "It's very unlikely a person on a massage table is going to kick me."
Heh, massage someone the wrong way and you will end up hurt. Or better yet, make a guy think he's being massaged by a woman, and switch the woman out with a man... a man that really loves his job. Watch the carnage.

What can I say, she likes horses. rolleyes.gif Whoa! waitaminute, isn't the internet full of things like this already?!

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Posted 18 August 2008 - 03:26 AM

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In a March letter to Clemens, the Maryland Board of Chiropractic Examiners told her state law is very specific in barring massage therapists from practicing on animals.


Why is there a Maryland state law that says people are not allowed to rub animals without a license?

Wait! I don't wanna know!

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Posted 18 August 2008 - 08:40 PM

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 01:39 AM

I wonder why she likes patting horses down so much? Maybe something to do with the phrase "Hung like a horse"?

You should refer her to a therapist.
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 11:47 AM

I'm surprised there's a law on this.

And an official certification for doing it.

Geeze...
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 02:50 PM

QUOTE (reiner @ Aug 19 2008, 12:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm surprised there's a law on this.

And an official certification for doing it.

Geeze...


Hmmm, I've noticed that, usually when something is done enough times and the public disagrees with it, there is a law against it.
Someone passes a bill or law on something done profusely... so I'm wondering, did things like this happen too much in Damascus, MD.? ermm.gif
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 05:05 PM

Damascus, MD. Sounds like a hit new drama!

Join Damascus, MD, of Damascus, MD, as he tries to unravel the mystery of the stolen mummy with his crack team of snarky, sexually repressed experts! But things take a turn for the worse when the dreaded Horse Massager is hot on their trail!
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 07:09 PM

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Damascus, MD. Sounds like a hit new drama!

Join Damascus, MD, of Damascus, MD, as he tries to unravel the mystery of the stolen mummy with his crack team of snarky, sexually repressed experts! But things take a turn for the worse when the dreaded Horse Massager is hot on their trail!


laugh.gif Awesome! "snarky, sexually repressed experts" Experts of what, might I ask?
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 11:01 PM

crime scene investigation. and a cop who doesn't play by the rules.

or maybe a crime scene investigator who doesn't play by the rules.

"God damn it Wilson! Stop slamming that bloody knife into the wall, it's never going to confess! I'll have to ask for your badge and gun!"

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 08:41 AM

Massager: "I'll never confess to anything."
Cop 1: "The hell you will!"
Cop 2: *holding back Cop 1* "Back off, we're not pointing fingers here."
Cop 1: "I am! I got a picture of Seabiscuit right here and she's looking pretty limber and relaxed. Hell, she's looking pretty underaged, too, you sick sack of shit!"
Massager: *squirms uncomfortably*

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 12:51 PM

laugh.gif , that was good. Seabiscuit.
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