R.I.P. "STAR WARS" - 1944-2008 I've been looking for news articles declaring "Clone Wars" had tanked, but for Lucas the news is even worse: It's completely disappeared off the public radar. A wise man once told me: "The opposite of love isn't hate; It's nothing."
It looks like Lucas will end up taking $30M at the Domestic (ie. US) box office. While the apologists may be saying "Hey! That's still a lot of money. He would have covered production costs", consider similar movies and what he should have made.
"Toy Story" (Domestic: $191,796,233 + Foreign: $170,162,503 = Worldwide: $361,958,736)
"The Incredibles" (Domestic: $261,441,092 + Foreign: $370,001,000 = Worldwide: $631,442,092)
"Shark Tale" (Domestic: $160,861,908 + Foreign: $206,413,111 = Worldwide: $367,275,019)Yes, even Dreamworks' limp "Shark Tale" has whipped the crap out of Lucas. Now, in "Clone Wars" defense none of these movies were heading straight to TV, *BUT* they were all heading soon to video *AND* none of them had the LucasFilm "Star Wars" logo. And if you're looking at those numbers and thinking, "Hey! He can make it up on Foreign sales" then think again. Those other movies made as much or more at the Foreign box office, but Clone Wars has made a woeful international showing:
"Clone Wars" (Domestic: $26,493,966 + Foreign: $7,600,000 = Worldwide: $34,093,966)Finally if you think "It's only been two weeks; maybe he'll make it up over time", wrong again. The closest model I can see to this is the "Final Fantasy" movie. Unless the movie takes off, it'll head quickly out the door. Won't be too many cinemas willing to keep it open for the chance to sell a single seat (to quote theforce.net's own example
).
LucasFilm have been silent. Not so much as a self-congratulatory press release. No one, Failoni, Lucas or McCallum have uttered a word or given interviews since the trainwreck. This is the kindest thing Warner Brothers could say:
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Dan Fellman, head of distribution for Warner Bros. Pictures, said the box office performance met expectations because two-thirds of the audience were families and the budget for the film was respectively cheap $8.5 million considering it was a CGI film, and because the movie was meant to introduce the animated series. Fellman said, "It was targeted to a specific audience for specific reasons. We accomplished that mission, and it will continue in another medium."
http://ap.google.com...y79OGgD92K6GF01I'll bet in private he said something very different!
What Cartoon Network, who actually bought this pile of rubbish, would have said to Warner Brothers in private would be more interesting still. And Hasbro. Dear, Sweet Hasbro. Has anyone ever tried to cancel a half-a-billion dollar check before?
All this is because Lucas is constantly trying to please his 10 year old fans, the ones who enjoy brainless blockbusters and those who have the symptoms of "battered wife syndrome."
I won't bother doing a "What Lucas has to do to turn this around" testimonial, because ( a ) he says he doesn't listen to buzz or reviews anyway, ( b ) He's too arrogant to admit a mistake ( c ) He was never the creative genius we imagined him to be. He couldn't make a good Star Wars film if he wanted to; without his old OT team, he's just another Hollywood producer without any ideas. ( d ) His organization is riddled with fanboys and yesmen. We have as much chance of seeing a good "Star Wars" film as we do of seeing another good Jaws movie. ie. Firing everyone and Lucas selling the rights to someone with a clue. But we know he refused to even let Spielberg direct one, so what's the chance of that? Who does he have producing the live action series? Rick "Prequel" "Hey, that's a great idea, Boss!" McCallum.
http://www.boxoffice...rsclonewars.htmhttp://www.boxoffice...rsclonewars.htmEven now though, when I think of it, I've been sipping on the "Prequel Kool-Aid" and really despising what I've been given.
Me too. And enough is enough. I think the world has lost its fascination with watching for what comes down George Lucas' Poop Chute.
The only way to help the situation is to (like you imply Toru-chan) make your own. Be a master, and get away from the "herd" or slave morality that the PT is. Time to be a master and write your own SW comics and make your own indi films.
I hope so. We've got everything we need to make our own movies. We no longer need to rely on George Lucas, the man who invented "nuke the fridge", or lowest-common-denominator television shows on the big networks. I've started penning my own fictional universe. No rush, but if one day I come up with something good, I'll take six months off to do a film about it. After all, I couldn't do any worse than this!
For stragglers here a link to the "Make your own Damned Movie" post:
http://www.chefelf.c...mp;#entry189893
This post has been edited by Toru-chan: 28 August 2008 - 08:54 PM