[Icey]

Hullo all, not much has changed in the land of Ice, we still live in Igloos and my pet penguin Roger is well. BUT! Tomorrow my parents and my girlfriend's parents will find out about the pregnation, my parents have an understanding half (me dad!) while her parents have a loud mouthed half (mum) and an mentally unstable truckdriver (dad) as well as she has two bouncers for brothers that have gone to my house to beat the snot out of me. Luckily I was taking her out to a movie (Pirates of the Carribean, yarr!)

So all in all, a lot will change tomorrow, and if I won't report by saturday I might have a table leg embedded into my head, amongst some random house hold appliances and alcohol bottles.




AND! Princess, I've finished your avatar, and it can be found there: http://www.deviantar...iation/6587234/

[Chyld]

Use cattleprods. Big ones.

However, you should be fine, man! Don't worry...

(No, I don't speak from experience, but I did recieve a serious verbal pasting from all and sundry when I slapped my ex for being a dappy manipulative moose, so that might count...)

[Rhubarb]

That avatar's funny, but I can't put my finger on why.

I wanted Princess to have a Princess Toadstool avatar...

[Rhubarb]

Otherwise known as Princess Peach.

You never played Mario games before?

Here's a picture of her smacking the shit out of Princess Zelda.

[Icey]

Just download the avatar Princess, then after you register, you can just upload it inside your avatar settings, and voila, you'll have an avatar.



Ohhhhh, and I'm speaking to the parents in about seven hours, I feel like sticking a finger down my throut, just like a supermodel.

[Chyld]

I'm not convinced princess is signing up. Unless she really does want the Princess avatar...

And Icey, like I said, you'll be fine! Good luck, anyway.

[Lachie Dazdarian]

Aren't you special.

[der Mudda]

Thoughts and hugs are with you both.

[Icey]

So, the parents have been spoken to, it is.... surreal and odd to say the least. Her parents actually knew about it all along because, they had dreamt of it! And after an interrogation, where I said I would be a super dad, they became all jolly, which they've never ever been before. Then her brothers came into the thing, and they got hot headed, but thankfully, they didn't come over to my house to make sure there would be no more Mini-Iceys.

Then I told my parents, my dad didn't say much... he was serious and just asked if I was sure it was mine. My mother on the other hand said a few, very heart warming things, like she has done for my entire life, filling my heart with never ending love for her.
"She's too young! I'm against this thing the two of you have done!"
and ofcourse when I said that I would take full responcibility and do the best I could to help her she encouraged me with.
"Pah! You don't even do your own laundry!"

My parents are so supportive!

[Jane Sherwood]

Your mother's comment about laundry sounds oddly familiar...


However, as far as the baby news goes...er...I’m more than a bit confused...is this a “Congratulations Icey!” event, or a "Bad luck, Icey!" situation?

[Icey]

I'm not sure myself... I'm kinda thrilled over all of this, not sure if we'll have an abortion or not, but whatever path we'll take, I feel I will be happy, as a bloke with or without a kid.

It's odd, I just can't descripe it with words... Well, it's good to get that burden of my chest atleast.

[Little princess]

See...I did it.

They won't let me use your picture Icey, doesn't conform for some reason.

I like Princess Toad, she has a nature similar to mine I think.

Maybe I'll just think about it some more.

[Rhubarb]

Icey - how did you get involved with someone who has such a freaky family? The whole situation sounds like some sort of psycho soap opera.

Good luck with whatever decision you guys make though...


Little: Princess Toad, as you call her, has a job of sitting around and blinking prettily, being kidnapped by Bowser, crying, and being passed around his various castles like a parcel, presumably for his mates to play with, before being rescued by Mario, assuming the player hadn't got bored with the game before then. Judging by what little I know of you on this forum, you aren't that much alike.

She is, however, a genuine princess, as far as anyone can tell.

Lady Fuchsia Groan would probably be more like you.

[Jane Sherwood]

Maybe she was talking about the "smacking the shit out of Princess Zelda" bit. That is pretty appealing...