Well, If you think Lucas may have learned his lesson from The Phantom Menace Promotional Debacle, think again. Here's a Press Release by HASBRO, released through BusinessWire and so spammed mercilessly to trade publications. This stuff isn't exactly secret, but the average Joe isn't meant to see it. It explains how The Clone Wars Toon will be tied in with a marketing campaign assaulting children as young as four ("Hey Kids! Your older brother was wrong! Star Wars is cool after all"). Toon. Toys. Well what more could we expect from the man who gave us Ewoks?
This is funnier if you imagine Lucas reading it aloud:
(Approximate retail price: $34.99; Ages 6 and up; Available: July 26, 2008)
The STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS ULTIMATE LIGHTSABER set allows young Padawans the opportunity to create more than a thousand different lightsaber combinations using the customization components, including signature Jedi and Sith lightsabers from the new STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS series.
(Approximate Retail Price: $149.99; Ages 4 & up; Available July 26, 2008)
Updating the fan-favorite MILLENNIUM FALCON toy for the first time since its inception in 1979, Hasbro is launching the largest MILLENNIUM FALCON toy to ever travel the galaxy. The new STAR WARS MILLENNIUM FALCON is approximately 30 percent larger than the original version and includes authentic electronic lights and sounds and can accommodate up to 18 action figures (includes 2 figures, other figures sold separately).
(Approximate retail price: $99.99; Ages 4 and up; Available: July 26, 2008)
Star Wars fans and collectors will travel at light speed to toy stores for the chance to take this massive, six-legged Clone Wars vehicle for a spin. Measuring two feet long, the AT-TE can transport 20 clone troopers (includes 1 figure, other figures sold separately) and is packed with galactic sounds and firing features.
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Yes, George The Toy Whore Strikes Back.
This post has been edited by Toru-chan: 23 July 2008 - 07:23 AM