Pointless random thoughts...
#1546
Posted 05 June 2005 - 05:28 AM
Bloody 'ell, I haven't found the news story online and that magazine was at an old workplace I'd rather not visit again because of them being narrowminded pricks.
I guess only I will know what I read then. But know this! Women can use men for their sexual pleasure if they manage to tie them down.
Either hit them till they become erect, or tie around the member so the blood gets in but won't get out. Erection comes.
Is it that unlikely that some sick lass sees a good looking mormon, and invites him to some tea and biscuits only to drug and abuse him?
I guess only I will know what I read then. But know this! Women can use men for their sexual pleasure if they manage to tie them down.
Either hit them till they become erect, or tie around the member so the blood gets in but won't get out. Erection comes.
Is it that unlikely that some sick lass sees a good looking mormon, and invites him to some tea and biscuits only to drug and abuse him?
#1549
Posted 05 June 2005 - 09:13 PM
Well, I did see something like that on Law and Order once. If it's on TV, then it must be true.
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#1550
Posted 05 June 2005 - 10:50 PM
Oh crap...I just thought of a great quote to use, but I have nothing to put it in!
"A loaded gun doesn't hurt anyone...unless someone pulls the trigger."
Or some variation with "doesn't/can't/won't" and "until/unless". But still! Do you know how frustrating that is?! I get these all the time!
EDIT: Fifty points to whoever finds the symbolism.
"A loaded gun doesn't hurt anyone...unless someone pulls the trigger."
Or some variation with "doesn't/can't/won't" and "until/unless". But still! Do you know how frustrating that is?! I get these all the time!
EDIT: Fifty points to whoever finds the symbolism.
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 05 June 2005 - 10:53 PM
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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#1551
Posted 06 June 2005 - 09:58 AM
Don't worry about religious differences Kirby. If it causes problems, then deal with them. Don't back out due to fear of possible problems. As for jealous sister, she'll get over it, or she won't. Not much you can do about that(except possibly fixing her up with one of your friends).
And Jane, it is the gnomes taking your oil. The cunning bastards are using it to lubricate the seige engines that they're planning to use to break down the wall of your house and steal all Johnny Depp movies you have. Stop them quickly, before it's too late!
And Jane, it is the gnomes taking your oil. The cunning bastards are using it to lubricate the seige engines that they're planning to use to break down the wall of your house and steal all Johnny Depp movies you have. Stop them quickly, before it's too late!
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#1552
Posted 06 June 2005 - 07:58 PM
QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Jun 6 2005, 09:58 AM)
The cunning bastards are using it to lubricate the seige engines that they're planning to use to break down the wall of your house and steal all Johnny Depp movies you have. Stop them quickly, before it's too late!
Those BASTARDS! I'll kill them all before I let them get their greasy little mitts on my DVDs!
You hear that, gnomes?!
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#1555
Posted 07 June 2005 - 02:12 AM
Try listening to the Benny Hill theme a few times. That always makes me want to run around and do all sorts of wacky hijinks.
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#1556
Posted 07 June 2005 - 02:31 AM
What needs motivating? The imagination or the body? My recommendation for the former would be (as for all things) to smoke an absolute shedload of dope. However, this plan is not recommended if its the latter you're after, or if you want to actually remember what you think about...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
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Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#1557
Posted 07 June 2005 - 09:48 PM
Caffeine's good, too.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
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#1559
Posted 07 June 2005 - 11:57 PM
if you burn your couch you can trip your energy bill...
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