Anyway, in most of them I've seen, the parents don't believe in Santai(pronounced San-tee) at the start, while their children do. At the end of the movie, said parents are usually convinced that Santai does exist and realise the true meaning of christmas and become children at heart and shit like that. But what I want to know is THIS:
In the Universe these movies are set in, Santai clearly does exist. You usually see him in Lapland jerking off a bunch of Elves. But the parents are convinced he doesn't exist, despite a big pile of presents under the tree each year clearly marked "From Santai". Where the fuck do they think they come from? Perhaps both of them think the other bought the presents. But surely, sometimes the hideous truth must come out.
Ma: "Oh it was lovely of you to buy little Billy those rocket powered skates! He simply loves them! Aren't they a wee bit out of our budget range though?"
Da: "Why I didn't buy them! I thought YOU did!"
Ma: "But if I didn't but them...and you didn't buy them...then just who the fuck did buy them?"
Both: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!?"
The fucks with that?!?!?
This post has been edited by Voodoo dog: 12 May 2005 - 05:35 PM