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#4876 User is offline   Dr Lecter Icon

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 01:30 PM

The answer is that if there were water on Venus, it would evaporate so quickly, that you wouldn't be able to add the tea bag fast enough, nevermind pour the damn thing.
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Posted 24 September 2008 - 03:00 PM

QUOTE (Dr Lecter @ Sep 24 2008, 08:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The answer is that if there were water on Venus, it would evaporate so quickly, that you wouldn't be able to add the tea bag fast enough, nevermind pour the damn thing.



Well, that technically does mean that I couldn't make tea from it, and thus I have to boil the water myself.

But if it was possible, that would be one awesome cup of really expensive tea!
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Posted 24 September 2008 - 03:37 PM

QUOTE (Dorothy @ Sep 24 2008, 11:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Icey, you're a delight. A very strange delight. happy.gif

PRT: Ok, so what should I buy for a gift for a party celebrating Frodo and Bilbo Baggin's birthdays? Under $10. Any ideas? I've never bought for a hobbit before...

A six pack of beer, preferably some kind of ale. (Pale is preferred) Just don't get them any kind of razors or shaving cream, they don't take kindly to those.
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Posted 24 September 2008 - 06:57 PM

Lunchboxes to hold their second and third breakfasts and what-not?
What a silly fun party idea happy.gif
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Posted 02 October 2008 - 09:53 PM

OKTOBERFEST MOTHERLOVERS!!!
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 12:04 PM

Hi, Barend. Welcome back. And I guess give your liver a wave good-bye for me, given your excitement about Oktoberfest. tongue.gif
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 06:02 PM

Barend.... we MISSED you....
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Posted 05 October 2008 - 01:11 PM

Totally forgot I posted in here! Whoops!

QUOTE (Slade @ Jul 4 2008, 10:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Arien: I-90 for the win oooohhh yeeeeaaaa-uuuhhh!

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Nah, seriously, what part of NYS do you live in? I'm near exit 33 in Thruway terms. Right in the middle of the state.

I don't, actually; I was on vacation at the time. We were driving from visiting my one set of grandparents near exit 48 to see the next set at exit 31. Good times, good times.
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Posted 17 October 2008 - 05:37 AM

http://www.thinkgeek...7ccc/?cpg=wnrss

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 09:55 PM

Fruit by the Foot is clearly made by the Foot Clan from Ninja Turtles. I mean, think about it. Who but Shredder could do that to ordinary fruit? It's Fruit...(made) by the Foot (Clan). Shredder shreds and they sell it to finance their evil operations.

Does this make Fruit by the Foot the opposite of pizza? blink.gif
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Posted 28 December 2008 - 12:50 AM

probably. which would make pizza + fruit by the foot a balanced meal.
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Posted 28 December 2008 - 01:04 AM

It's sensible and would also explain why pizza with fruit on it is the most rotten thing I can think of.
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Posted 08 January 2009 - 09:20 PM

Maybe all the lines on the map are actually a very thin country called International Boundary. IB. Maybe that's where Osama bin Laden is. The US should totally invade it. Although, we'd probably have even more boarder security problems than we already do.
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 08:55 AM

The Holy Inquisition forgot about conductors.

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 10:28 PM

ah hem... :clears throat:


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