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#4771 User is offline   looktothesky Icon

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 09:39 AM

People bump into me all the time, especially at train / subway stations. Those business people can be real jerks at rush hour.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:57 PM

QUOTE (TheOrator @ Feb 3 2008, 04:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
People in Australia must be nicer than I have been told.

Here in the OOSSA, you can get an "excuse you" just for causing someone to stop short because they were around a corner and you were walking briskly.

It is one of the few things people do that actually bugs me.

Time Machine?

Did people do that a lot in the Seventies?

It just sounds like something that people realised was annoying in the early 90's was all.
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Posted 14 February 2008 - 04:54 PM

Dictionaries. No one actually uses them for diction. They need to be renamed definitionaries. Oh yeah. It just rolls off the tongue.

...My forum name can be broken down into It a Ritz. There is a racist joke in there somewhere. But this is a total accident.

I should buy a soul from Ebay. We should all buy one. And we should keep them in those Pokeballs that game with the golden Pokemon cards from Burger King. That would pwn exceedingly.

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 05:03 PM

Souls go right through cheap plastic. The only thing that will hold them in is a special alloy of a metal found only in Phylon Gamma.
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Posted 14 February 2008 - 05:29 PM

Or, you know, a soulstone. All you have to do to get one is kill Mephisto, Diablo, or Bhaal. It's pretty hard unless you're a paladin with Defiance maxed out, though.
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Posted 14 February 2008 - 06:38 PM

Polearm spec'd Barbarian with concentrate, Sigon's gloves and boots, shout, and a lot of mana and health leech can do it, unless they negate leeching, and then you need a lot of potions and maybe a Spirit Shroud.

Erm... Moving on...
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Posted 14 February 2008 - 08:27 PM

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Erm... Moving on...


Okay, funny story: so I have Halo for the PC, and I was playing in this CTF match on Blood Gulch this one time. I was defending my team's base, standing on top of it and fighting off wave after wave of guys, and there were, like, three dudes from the other team doing laps around the base in Warthogs, so the rest of my team was trying to blow them up with grenades and stuff. Anyway, someone got lucky with a grenade and blew up one of the jeeps, and it went flying through the air, and as I was standing on top of the base I turned around and only had enough time to go "Oh!"- like that scene in Spider-Man where Willem Dafoe got skewered due to his own treachery- as the jeep came crashing right into me and scraped across the platform I was on. It was hilarious.
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Posted 21 February 2008 - 10:30 PM

The funniest thing just happened...

I went thru the drive-thru at Wendy's, and I ordered a baked potato and a small chili.

I paid for it at the first window, then I soon pull ahead to the 2nd window and another guy hands me the bag,.but this ISNT my bag, its SOMEONE ELSE'S BAG!!, and its heavier than fuck and chock full of food. Tired of waiting in line any more, I decide to just roll off.

Inside of the bag, I find the small chili that I ordered along with 3 friggin cartons of french fries that I did not. Also included was a chicken sandwich, a burger, 2 cartons of chicken nuggets and some crackers to go with my chili.

I pretty much knew it was the wrong order when the guy at the window was handing me the water in the kiddie sized cup. I guess the customer behind had some kids in their car, but I didnt see any in my rear-view mirror.

I really miss my baked potato, but I got 3 whole cartons of fries to make up for my loss, so Im cool.

I shouldnt be too upset, it was Wendy's error, not mine.
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Posted 22 February 2008 - 10:20 AM

Congratulations, you were dishonest and stole food! Not that I particularly care, and Wendys didn't even really notice, most likely. It's a drop in the ocean for fast food companies. Their profit margins are ridiculous.

I've also never thought of the fry containers as cartons, despite that surely being the proper name for them. It's always an order of fries, or one large fry, or seventy medium fries, wherever I go. tongue.gif I think I shall start using "carton" on the very few occasions I order fries somewhere.

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 11:19 AM

The entire Wendy's franchise might not have noticed, but some poor high school kid might have gotten fired that night... unsure.gif
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Posted 23 February 2008 - 08:13 PM

QUOTE (Simperin' Fool @ Feb 15 2008, 07:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Or, you know, a soulstone. All you have to do to get one is kill Mephisto, Diablo, or Bhaal. It's pretty hard unless you're a paladin with Defiance maxed out, though.

Alternately, you could just go to Tamriel. They're rather common there.
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Posted 23 February 2008 - 11:18 PM

You'd need a black soulgem for a person, though, and those are a bit more rare.
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Posted 26 February 2008 - 06:22 AM

I was coming home from the missus this weekend, and was on the last lef of the train ride home. A gentleman sat across the aisle from me. Nothing particularly distinctive about him, reading a book of some sorts.

However, for some reason, he had a golden pyramid frame thing on his head. Like a pipecleaner model of a pyramid, only made of gold. Wearing it like a hat.

I think the /b/tards call this a "lol wut" moment. What on earth was it?
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Posted 26 February 2008 - 07:50 AM

Most likely had something to do with that "pyramid power" nonsense.

http://www.psorsite....cs/pyrhats.html

http://www.pyramidhats.com/
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Posted 26 February 2008 - 10:15 AM

QUOTE (Chyld @ Feb 26 2008, 05:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think the /b/tards call this a "lol wut" moment. What on earth was it?




Pyramids hats are hilarious. They're like the opposite of tin foil hats, trying to hone in cosmic energy or some such. the funny thing is that tin foil hats will act as an antennae and pyramid hats will not due to composition. Was he wearing any crystals or such hullabaloo? They usually try to maximize their crazy capacity with multiple items. Magnetic bracelet perchance? I imagine that they're negating each other's effects and just amplifying the gullibility.
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