[Bond]

This is my second instance on these forums of sounding racist, but I argue based on the precedent of Little Bunny Foofoo v. The Kind Woodland Fairy that I should get another chance.

Don't want to turn into a Goon, do you?

[looktothesky]

Ok, so by some coincidence I managed to miss seeing lots of films with a white god in them.

It's quite possible I'm the only one in the world with that experience. It just seems hilariously bizarre that by a series of coincidences, my exposure to television and movies resulted in that assumption.

This is my second instance on these forums of sounding racist, but I argue based on the precedent of Little Bunny Foofoo v. The Kind Woodland Fairy that I should get another chance.

I didn't think your thoughts were racist at all. Comical, but not racist.
Second chance granted!

[Bond]

Okay, then...

PRT: These boards are deader than Saddam right now.

[Jane Sherwood]

Wow my new bed is high. Seriously, the thing comes up to my waist. I could crawl and hide underneath it with plenty of room to spare.

I feel like I'm going to roll out of it one night and get a concussion.

[Mirithorn]

You probably won't get a concussion. I've rolled out of a ten foot high triple bunkbed in my sleep before, and I was fine. It wasn't, actually, even that frightening, and I was in little enough pain when I hit the ground to be laughing about a second later. (Witnesses say it sounded like *shifting springs* *short pause* *whump*. Come on. You cannot buy that kind of comedy at two in the morning. Have you ever seen a good comedian on TV at two in the morning? I haven't. But I digress. A lot.)

PRT: Every time I see that "Would you kill a dictator if you had to" thread, I read it as "Would you kill a Doctor if you had to" and get all excited for a fraction of a second.

[Jane Sherwood]

Yeah, but I'll bet you didn't have the corner of a mini-fridge right next to your head.

[Bond]

PRT: Every time I see that "Would you kill a dictator if you had to" thread, I read it as "Would you kill a Doctor if you had to" and get all excited for a fraction of a second.

Sorry to get your hopes up, Mirithorn.

[Cyzyk]

I just drank five straight shots of rum in rapid succession, and am not entirely satisfied with the results.

[blueoceans]

the snozberries...taste like,.snozberries

do you know why i pulled you over?...littering,.and, uh...littering, and, uh...littering and, uh...littering and uh (children laughing),..smoking the reefer.

IM FREAKING OUT MAN....you are freaking out,..man

do you want to dimpa-size your meal for a quarter more?...do you want me to punch-a-size YOUR FACE?..for FREE??

I dont want a large farva,..i want a gawd-daymn,.liter-a-cola

[Jane Sherwood]

Sounds like somebody's been watching Super Troopers...





MEOW.

[blueoceans]

Sounds like somebody's been watching Super Troopers...
MEOW.

THATS A LOTTA DIMP!!

[Ninja Duck]

Pointless random thought: From now on, I am to call Bond "Bnod". "Bnode" in extreme circumstances.

[blueoceans]

Sounds like somebody's been watching Super Troopers...
MEOW.

...OHHHH...let me CHOP IT baby!!,..you got to let me CHOP IT!!!

[looktothesky]

Lovely.

[Cyzyk]

I want to go buy Bioshock NOW. But I can't. Whaa.