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Posted 25 May 2004 - 03:21 AM

i've got a great idea for aan invention...

for years mankind has been struggeling to gather autum felled leaves to aquire a tidy lawn. but his only tool the leafblower just seeems to make the problem worse, or at the very least blow them elsewhere still leaving a mess some where...

so i was thinking... what if you took a stick, like a broom stick, but attatched some sort of plastic hand shaped set of bent teeth, that collect leaves from amongst the grass and allows you to pile them up for efficient disposal. best of all, this device could be operated like a broom, and not pollute the air with carbon monoxide from a big fat fosil fueled motor...

i call it the leaf-grabber!
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Posted 25 May 2004 - 03:45 AM

laugh.gif Love it! I sure hope Rory sees this because he was the one who asked what was wrong with the leaf blower.
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Post icon  Posted 25 May 2004 - 09:38 PM

laugh.gif So I told the woman, I've got two cubes of sugar and I'm running off to the circus!!! - yell.gif
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Posted 25 May 2004 - 09:57 PM

gleff, where are those dragon quotes from?
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Posted 25 May 2004 - 10:20 PM

And why is your signature that big? Tone it down, please.
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Posted 26 May 2004 - 12:25 AM

maybe you should tone yours up?


hmmm...
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Posted 26 May 2004 - 01:59 AM

That's very odd. My leaf blower also sucks up and shreds leaves. Isn't that any good?
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Posted 26 May 2004 - 02:04 AM

that sounds like a leaf vacuum... and it's still a waste of resorces.
but at least it does the job... i guess.

well that, or your blower sucks...
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Posted 26 May 2004 - 10:41 AM

My back hurts...
PRECIOUS VELIUS....
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Posted 26 May 2004 - 11:40 AM

QUOTE (Heccubus @ May 25 2004, 10:20 PM)
And why is your signature that big?  Tone it down, please.

that's why I stopped visiting Blue harvest's forum. good lord, How many times do you have to tell us you love elisha dushku?
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Posted 26 May 2004 - 06:53 PM

Like, Cool, Man. sweet.

this is my first post from my new mac.
I am happy. cool.gif
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Posted 26 May 2004 - 09:37 PM

QUOTE (looktothesky @ May 26 2004, 10:41 AM)
My back hurts...

how did that happen...

car accident? poor posture? break dancing accident? spinal piercing? spinal tatoo? hard amtrass? knife in back? bad pole dancing techinique? heavy hat? what?!?
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Posted 26 May 2004 - 10:29 PM

QUOTE (Despondent @ May 26 2004, 06:53 PM)
Like, Cool, Man. sweet.

this is my first post from my new mac.
I am happy. cool.gif

*jealous*
I want a Mac. I want one very much.
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Posted 28 May 2004 - 10:03 AM

QUOTE (barend @ May 26 2004, 09:37 PM)
how did that happen...

car accident? poor posture? break dancing accident? spinal piercing? spinal tatoo? hard amtrass? knife in back? bad pole dancing techinique? heavy hat? what?!?

I'm not sure what its from. I got it after my theme park trip a few days ago. I think one of the rides screwed up my insides. lol

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Posted 28 May 2004 - 10:35 AM

i nearly got killed by a theme park ride once ...

when i was 4 or 5,
it was a big thing that spun around really fast and high with all the seats on the outside facing out... and my safty bar unlocked and swung open and i flew out but grabbed the bar on the way out... my whole body was out strait swinging around, my aunt managed to grab my other hand...
it was quite an experince, needless to say, alot of stuff was purchased for me on that day to distractthe trauma!
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