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Hmm. I've burned a part of my wrist. How'd that happen? Could it be, that after all this time I'm actually hot?
Pointless random thoughts...
#3346
Gobbler 
- God damn it, Nappa.
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Posted 24 February 2006 - 07:08 AM
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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#3347
Sailor Abbey
- Queen of the Harpies
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Posted 24 February 2006 - 07:11 AM
Could be radiation burns form a recent alien abduction.
#3348
Gobbler
- God damn it, Nappa.
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Posted 24 February 2006 - 07:23 AM
Sounds like you've got experience with that.
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
#3349
Sailor Abbey
- Queen of the Harpies
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- Location:the land of Huskies
- Interests:Defending the forces of evil from the whiney forces of good; spreading awareness about violence and its ability to solve all problems - from the very smallest to the very stupid…est…; sticking up for the little guy, as long as the little guy shares my point of view or is willing to convert in exchange for some ‘sticking up for’; and of course, plotting world domination and putting and end to reality tv once and for all. <br /><br />Oh, and beautiful women.
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Posted 24 February 2006 - 07:36 AM
I wish! That’d be awesome! I have seen a UFO or two, however.
#3350
Mirithorn
- Expert Misologist
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Posted 24 February 2006 - 07:41 AM
Sadly, I have not.
But, to try to compensate, I do occasionally find bruises on my legs without remembering where they came from.
But, to try to compensate, I do occasionally find bruises on my legs without remembering where they came from.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#3351
Slade
- Full of Bombs and/or Keys
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Posted 24 February 2006 - 10:47 PM
I always wake up with blood caked under my fingernails and a rusty machete in my hand.
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#3355
SimeSublime
- Monkey Proof
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Posted 25 February 2006 - 10:05 PM
I'd replace the word 'rather' with 'very' or 'extremely' myself.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#3356
Chyld
- Ancient Monstrosity
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Posted 26 February 2006 - 10:37 AM
PRT: I suppose I'd better start thinking of a good April Fools trick to play when I get home. On a budget of nothing. Which eliminates the plan of "wake up my little brother while weilding a rusty machette and a hockey mask and screaming"... 
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#3357
Spoon Poetic
- Pimpin'
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Posted 27 February 2006 - 07:53 PM
PRT: I just figured out who someone on these forums reminds me of. DATA! From ST:TNG. I've been trying to figure out who this person reminds me of for a while now, and it's exciting to finally figure it out.
I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.
#3359
Zatoichi
- Left Hand Man
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Posted 28 February 2006 - 12:31 AM
QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Feb 27 2006, 07:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
PRT: I just figured out who someone on these forums reminds me of. DATA! From ST:TNG. I've been trying to figure out who this person reminds me of for a while now, and it's exciting to finally figure it out.
(pretend the following is said with an upperclass engligh accent. Why, I don't know)
Who my dear, who?
Don't keep us all waiting in suspense. It's terribly inpolite.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#3360
Slade
- Full of Bombs and/or Keys
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Posted 28 February 2006 - 01:34 AM
I do say, my good sir, I believe the word that you were so valiantly searching for was 'impolite.' No, no. Don't thank me, old chap. Just doing my job and all that. I simply abhor ghastly lingustic errors of that nature and feel it my duty to rectify them before they become a nusiance. Cheerio, toodle-pip, and good day to you.
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