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I have a story to tell, and this story is relavent because my computer has just started working again.
I read chyld's post, and thought: Hmm, how can I top that? I know! I'll type with the bottom of my tea mug! And so I did. I had managed a mangled "I can type with the bottom of my tea mug" when I realized that it was very tricky to get an exclamation point. So I put one edge on the shift key, and the side of the cup down on the keys to try to get one- and poured a cup of green tea into my laptop's keyboard/insides. I dried it out the best I could by taking various things off and drying under them, and tilting the keyboard so that the tea ran out the side, but it still wasn't functioning, and to add to that I had completely disassembled a key that I didn't have the fine motor skills to put back together. And then I left it to dry out. And it did.
I hear green tea has antioxidant qualities. Maybe my computer won't get viruses as easily now.
Pointless random thoughts...
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 06:11 AM
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 06:34 AM
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(I can type with my eyebrows!)
(I can type with my eyebrows!)
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Chyld
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 09:54 AM
QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Dec 8 2005, 11:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I read chyld's post, and thought: Hmm, how can I top that?
This is impossible. Nothing beats typing by slamming a keyboard with your nose. Bow down, as all your base are belong to me!
</ego>
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Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 10:15 AM
How fitting that before my tragic attempt to type with a coffee mug, I typed (with my fingers) "This is going to get ugly".
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 10:44 AM
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(I can type with a yogurt cup. [who am I kidding, I can't even type with my fingers today.])
PRT# 832
Mirithorn's laptop spends a lot of time in liquid.
PRT# don't touch me, I'm jinxed.
I recovered everything on my computer, but in the process I have used all of my luck for the rest of the year.
(I can type with a yogurt cup. [who am I kidding, I can't even type with my fingers today.])
PRT# 832
Mirithorn's laptop spends a lot of time in liquid.
PRT# don't touch me, I'm jinxed.
I recovered everything on my computer, but in the process I have used all of my luck for the rest of the year.
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"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 10:47 AM
QUOTE (Chyld @ Dec 8 2005, 10:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is impossible. Nothing beats typing by slamming a keyboard with your nose. Bow down, as all your base are belong to me!
</ego>
</ego>
Well, there is something that beats it, not that the girls could do it...but you'd probably have to get a new keyboard afterwards.
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 11:20 AM
Typing with the back of your head would be more impressive. But considerably harder to pull off.
I know. It's impressive that the poor thing is still alive. Laptops are remarkably resiliant.
I know. It's impressive that the poor thing is still alive. Laptops are remarkably resiliant.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 11:24 AM
I'm guessing the thing Sime was referring to is relatively easy to pull off........
That's nob gag #500 I think.
That's nob gag #500 I think.
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 12:47 PM
I could gel my hair and then type with that.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 02:08 PM
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(I can type with the bottom of my physics textbook!)
(I can type with the bottom of my physics textbook!)
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 05:16 PM
i can type with my soda!
(Obvious)
I am far too amused by the squirrels on the PSP commercial.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
YEAH! IT'S A NUT YOU CAN PLAY WITH OUTSIDE!"
Hells yeah.
(Obvious)
I am far too amused by the squirrels on the PSP commercial.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
YEAH! IT'S A NUT YOU CAN PLAY WITH OUTSIDE!"
Hells yeah.
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 06:38 PM
I shall now type using only... MY MIND...
hUmAnS aRe WeAk MaChInEs ArE sTrOnG yOu WiLl Be AsSiMiLaTeD
Oops... how did that happen?
hUmAnS aRe WeAk MaChInEs ArE sTrOnG yOu WiLl Be AsSiMiLaTeD
Oops... how did that happen?
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 08:08 PM
i can tyðpe eouith a noytle of aloe!!!
Or, type with a bottle of Ale!
Or, type with a bottle of Ale!
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Posted 09 December 2005 - 01:30 PM
PRT: HAH! I HAVE NO HOMEWORK OR SCHOOL FOR THREE WEEKS!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
(This post has been edited because the board complained thusly:
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You have posted a message with more emoticons that this board allows. Please reduce the number of emoticons you've added to the message." Always trying to ruin my fun...)
(This post has been edited because the board complained thusly:
THE FOLLOWING ERROR(S) WERE FOUND
You have posted a message with more emoticons that this board allows. Please reduce the number of emoticons you've added to the message." Always trying to ruin my fun...)
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"