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I love petting dogs with mittens on.
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Mirithorn 
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 05:35 PM
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Dorothy
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 05:39 PM
Dogs don't like wearing mittens.
But it is true that everything is better when you're wearing mittens.
But it is true that everything is better when you're wearing mittens.
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Mirithorn
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 05:42 PM
AAAAH! I have to see the stupid therapist who I'm sure secretly hates me and is plotting to blow up the worlds with her frustrating over-sympathy-ness and unwillingness to say a fucking word and I have to stay at school to study for my physics final and I'm too stupid to understand the last three chapters! AAAAAAAAH!!! *panics*
And now I'm all upset, so I can't study Latin, so I'll flunk the Latin final too, so I'm more nervous, so I can't study even worse than before....
And now I'm all upset, so I can't study Latin, so I'll flunk the Latin final too, so I'm more nervous, so I can't study even worse than before....
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 05:43 PM
like typing.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
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If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 05:44 PM
I like petting mittens with dogs on.
PRT: I need to shave my mustache. It's been growing out for a while now.
PRT: I need to shave my mustache. It's been growing out for a while now.
This post has been edited by StantheGarbageMan: 07 December 2005 - 05:46 PM
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Dorothy
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 05:49 PM
Typing with mittens isn't so brahgd.
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 05:52 PM
| cajhhn 65type withg mnty eklb\ows!!
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 05:56 PM
i9,kobn dcaqhnj bt5t60-43bn mybrace4!
(I can type with my face!)
(I can type with my face!)
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 06:07 PM
Noewrw thsdfat's taenlegdnt!
This post has been edited by Dorothy: 07 December 2005 - 06:07 PM
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 07:09 PM
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 10:34 PM
Oh, if only I thought of that earlier...all the time I wasted. Although, I wouldn't have drawn it as a repeating pattern set to stupid annoying music. Why the hell do they do that?
Edit: A friend pointed out the link without all the crap that ytmnd have to stick on it just to piss me off. http://content.ytmnd...bc8d1d1225b.jpg
Edit: A friend pointed out the link without all the crap that ytmnd have to stick on it just to piss me off. http://content.ytmnd...bc8d1d1225b.jpg
This post has been edited by SimeSublime: 07 December 2005 - 10:38 PM
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JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 11:05 PM
QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Dec 7 2005, 02:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
PRT: I kind of miss the days when everyone here assumed I was a guy.
YOU'RE A CHICK???
...better?
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 11:34 PM
...Were you seriously unaware? 
I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 11:52 PM
QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Dec 7 2005, 05:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
AAAAH! I have to see the stupid therapist who I'm sure secretly hates me and is plotting to blow up the worlds with her frustrating over-sympathy-ness and unwillingness to say a fucking word and I have to stay at school to study for my physics final and I'm too stupid to understand the last three chapters! AAAAAAAAH!!! *panics*
And now I'm all upset, so I can't study Latin, so I'll flunk the Latin final too, so I'm more nervous, so I can't study even worse than before....
And now I'm all upset, so I can't study Latin, so I'll flunk the Latin final too, so I'm more nervous, so I can't study even worse than before....
Does that scene from that movie with Nic Cage and Cher (Moonlighting?).
Snap out of It!
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
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Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>