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#2476 User is offline   Dorothy Icon

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 06:17 PM

Pointless Random Thought# Ow, what the heck was that thing?
Is time travel even possible, and if it were, wouldn't more people run into more things that were only there for a second?
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 07:06 PM

Random thought: Why are children asked to take notes on textbooks? The textbooks are somebody else's notes.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 07:36 PM

QUOTE (StantheGarbageMan @ Oct 24 2005, 05:21 PM)
Random thought: who actually invented the procedure of abortion? I mean, who was the first person to think, "I think I'll stick a long metal device up a woman's uterus, mulch the fetus into a bloody mess and then suck the remains out through a tube! What a brillent Idea!"?


i reckon it was a drunk knight who had returned from a crusade of 11 months to find his wife three months pregnant.
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 03:18 AM

Tomaro, I'll go to my first debate tourny. I've got my speach and such ready for my event and am currently agonizing and losing sleep becuase I'm a bit worried I'm not as hot as I think I am. But all that aside I only need one thing right now more than anything else.

I don't know how to iron my fucking shirt. Anybody tell me how I can do this, otherwise I'll truely be so stupid I cannot dress myself in the morning.
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 05:20 AM

Fill iron with water. Turn iron on. Wait for iron to warm up. Press iron down on cloth, holding it in one place for about a second, depending on how hot it is. If you scorch holes in your shirt, stop. smile.gif Have fun!
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 08:24 AM

Alternative: Throw your shirt away, go to the store, buy a new shirt, have fun!

It's rather expensive if you need to buy a new shirt every day, but you don't have to iron them EVER! Ironing shirts is like, one of the toughest things to do.
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 08:51 AM

The harsh life of a student slacker has somehow taught me a crude way of ironing a shirt:

-Lie shirt on ironing board, back up, sides hanging over edges, neck of shirt at pointy end of board. Iron.
-Pick up shirt, lie one side on board, in a similar position. Iron.
-Repeat on other side.
-Somehow do arms. Not sure on this one, I skip it.
-Lie collar out flat, iron.

Done. Next.
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 09:02 AM

If it's not toooo wrinkly, you could just throw it in the dryer with a clean wet towel, and dry it on high heat. Or just smooth out the wrinkles with a clean wet towel and let it dry on its own.

Edit: option b works best if you're wearing it first. happy.gif

This post has been edited by Dorothy: 26 October 2005 - 09:03 AM

"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 10:27 AM

The harsh life of a student has taught me a different way to iron.

1. See wrinkly clothing.
2. Don't care about wrinkles.
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 10:37 AM

Or....

1. Become famous
2. Become really famous
3. Become so famous that you are automatically a tosser just for being so famous.
4. Wear wrinkly clothes
5. Hey presto, wrinkly clothes become uber-fashionable and every non-famous tosser in the world wears them to imitate you.
6. Develop a distinct urge to dissociate yourself from non-famous tossers
7. Think of a way to elevate self above riff-raff
8. Decide to wear non-wrinkly clothes
9. Iron all clothes

No that doesn't work, sorry.
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 11:59 AM

I was listening to Cush: Things I Say today (Episode 15) and almost wept a bit, he opened up and said things that were meaningful, honest and true.

Life is super super hard, but it's super worth it.
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 12:32 PM

Don't bother ironing your shirt. Just sue JC Penney for making clothes that wrinkle. THAT'S the american way!
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 05:17 PM

Yes indeed. are you fat? sue the fast food places. Are you stupid? sue the schools. are you lazy? sue everyone who can possibly associated with laziness. (however, be forewarned that suing someone could possibly change how something works. the fast food will taste horrible, obesity laws, schools more strict, etc.) Sue for your nationalism son.
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 05:29 PM

Well, McDonalds isn't exactly encouraging good eating habits. You always have a choice- but they don't even give you their nutrition facts. Wendy's has the same problem, but at least they don't make nutrition facts impossible to get to.
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 05:33 PM

Yes, but everyone knows that fast food makes you fat. To eat something based on taste and price is horrible, it is your own fault if you get fat from fast food. (those that are genetically meant to get fat are different though.) sorry for using the insulting word "fat" in my sentences.
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