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Posted 26 February 2008 - 10:27 AM

He wasn't, he was an otherwise completely normal guy, perhaps a little nerdy looking, with a golden pyramid frame for a hat. And it wasn't like those pyramid hats, a solid pyramid, it was just the edges, all in gold. I am thoroughly baffled.
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Posted 26 February 2008 - 10:45 AM

They come in the wire frame variety as well, like the ones they tested on Mythbusters.
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 07:18 PM

The best simile ever is "like crunchy yogurt."

Ninja sidewalks would be...well, I don't really know what they would be. I mean, you would just be walking along and BAM, the cement directly behind you becomes liquid, forms into a ninja, and tackles you! It would be like crunchy yogurt.

I want to see a whale rodeo, preferably with killer whales. Speaking of which, how many freaking Shamus are there? If that really is all one whale, then Sea World has invented a transport beam. Also, Shamu always makes me think of shampoo, which makes me think of that scene in that Mass Effect Zero Punctuation where the guy's car is filled with shampoo, and the fact that I didn't have to look that up shows how much of a Yahtzeenoob I am, and this is now a run-on sentence.
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 11:35 PM

I like your style.
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Posted 08 March 2008 - 04:52 PM

why did Bill Clinton have an affair while in office?

He figured it was ok since his presidential term was already between two different Bushes.
Peter Brady was by far the ugliest Brady kid on the "Brady Bunch". I mean, they were all pretty ugly, and the fact that the Brady dad wanted to always take the boys out on overnight camping trips just a tad bit too often, gave me the creeps.
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 03:35 AM

An elderly lady next door appears to be talking to a tree.

I know full well there's a rational explanation. but it still makes me smile.
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Posted 08 April 2008 - 09:08 PM

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Posted 09 April 2008 - 08:01 PM

As always, Barend's posts make everyone else's look pathetic when compared in terms of content, length, and humor.
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Posted 09 April 2008 - 09:11 PM

Sometimes you can say things with just a look.
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Posted 09 April 2008 - 09:17 PM

I wonder if the little trademark symbol is trademarked...?
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 10:25 AM

It is now...

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 11:18 AM

I think you'll get boned on a prior content clause. Maybe if you stylize it a bit you can get away with that.
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 07:28 PM

The scond TM needs to be smaller still.
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Posted 11 April 2008 - 09:19 AM



Oh wow. It's possible!
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Posted 11 April 2008 - 08:07 PM

But technically it would have to continue into infinity, with each TM having a smaller ™, until we're down to pushing molecules around with magnets.
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