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Posted 03 January 2008 - 11:48 AM

Ninja Duck: oh no you don't!

(edit: but it was tooo late.)

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Posted 15 January 2008 - 06:52 AM

Trogdor turned five this week. I feel so old. sad.gif
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 11:00 AM

As soon as I can build up a decent army, I am going to invade Jamaica. Who is with me? They have no military and everyone is stoned. It will be like invading Woodstock. Greenland is no longer an option for they are not currently selling winter wear in Australia.
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 11:20 AM

Go on then, I'm with ya Master Chief Logan! I be me up for shootin' up some mon's.
<!--quoteo(post=174818:date=Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM:name=Cobnat)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cobnat @ Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=174818"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Microsoft Sans Serif--><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif"><!--/fonto--><!--sizeo:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->Lets all have sex with robots until our groins are sore and bloody!<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 11:22 AM

So the purpose of this conquest is easy pickings and senseless violence? Whee.

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 11:50 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Jan 16 2008, 04:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So the purpose of this conquest is easy pickings and senseless violence? Whee.

It's like a game based on a paedophile in a playground.
<!--quoteo(post=174818:date=Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM:name=Cobnat)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cobnat @ Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=174818"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Microsoft Sans Serif--><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif"><!--/fonto--><!--sizeo:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->Lets all have sex with robots until our groins are sore and bloody!<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<u><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF8C00--><span style="color:#FF8C00"><!--/coloro-->My Getting Huge Progress (Gym and weight gain diet)<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></u>
<b>May '07:</b> 11st (154lbs)
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<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
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<b>March '08:</b> 13st 7lbs (189lbs)
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 12:12 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Jan 15 2008, 04:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Trogdor turned five this week. I feel so old. sad.gif
BURNINATE!!! devil.gif

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 09:23 PM

I've been awake for about... 52 hours now. No kidding. It was like, I stayed up late, and I went, "Oh, I'll go to sleep in a few hours." Then it was 7 am and I said, "Oh, I'll just stay up until five or so, then go to sleep and wake up early tomorrow." Then, when I passed that mark I decided to fuck it and see how long I could go. It got to a point where I nearly fell to the floor in exhaustion. Then after that, I wasn't sleepy anymore. At all. I'm still not tired. I guess I got to the point to where you're exhausted beyond the point of sleep. But, I can't seem to do simple tasks. Cut myself twice trying to open a can of tuuna. And while I can write okay, I occasionally forget I said something and I say it again wrong. I think I'm going to end this soon, because I don't want to end up acidentally killing myself.

And that's why I've posted so much today. But hey, I beat last yaer's record of 37. Yay for me.
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 09:57 AM

PRT: I've had this joke bouncing around in my head for a while. It is possibly pretty terrible, and ideally should be told in the style of the late Mitch Hedberg.

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And while I'm spouting terrible jokes, I had an idea for a terrible show: Chef Bowie, staring a young David Bowie, of course. He'd cook things like Moonage Cream Pie, Black Tie, White Chocolate Cake, and as a special guest, Lady Stardust would bake her famous Martian Spider cookies.
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 06:03 PM

Wow, what a thread. I will be posting here often.

Today a stoner asked me how I would fit an entire whale inside of a refrigerator. I invoked Adamsian logic and replied "Turn them both inside out and make the whale swallow the refrigerator." The fact that I meant this as a joke and that it is even more impossible than simply putting a whale inside a refrigerator did not stop him from saying "Whoa. Dude."

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 04:48 PM

It just occurred to me that people can use Odourstop instead of deodorant.
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Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.

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Yahtzee is gay?!
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Posted 31 January 2008 - 06:02 PM

I have a new tactic I have had the opportunity to execute but once.

When I bump in to someone and they say "Excuuuuuse you!" I respond with "I'm excused."
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Posted 02 February 2008 - 10:05 PM

You must bump into odd people. Do you have a time machine or something?
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Posted 02 February 2008 - 11:09 PM

Experiment: Make a sandwich. Leave it in the back of the fridge for a month. Then plant it and see what grows.

This'll be fun.

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 02:49 AM

QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Feb 2 2008, 09:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You must bump into odd people. Do you have a time machine or something?


People in Australia must be nicer than I have been told.

Here in the OOSSA, you can get an "excuse you" just for causing someone to stop short because they were around a corner and you were walking briskly.

It is one of the few things people do that actually bugs me.

Time Machine?

Did people do that a lot in the Seventies?

Is "insufferably snide" passť now?
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