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Posted 13 September 2006 - 11:26 AM

Which only leaves the question of where Yahtzee fits into all this, what we haven't been told, and what I'm going to make for dinner tomorrow.
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Posted 13 September 2006 - 10:25 PM

Make beef stroganof.

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Posted 14 September 2006 - 01:24 AM

It's pretty, and they're from a time where there were no electric lights. And everyone knows that in order to light the room up as well as possible, the light source needs to be up high. Hence, candles from the ceiling.
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Posted 14 September 2006 - 07:10 AM

I have currently got a whore of a cold. Last night, do you know what happened when I sneezed? Projectile snot. I swear to god, projectile snot. Must have been four feet at least.
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Posted 16 September 2006 - 04:01 AM

Today's milk tasted somewhat strange. And now that I think about it, I don't really feel all that well. sick.gif Maybe it was a tad too old and I'll end up with food poisoning.

So just in case I should die, I want you guys to know that I love you all. sleep.gif

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Posted 16 September 2006 - 05:19 AM

Pointless Random Thought: Hey, I'm naked!

PRT the Second. I need to get out of here in about forty five minutes. Poop!

PRT the Third: I lack someone to be naked with, almost a complaint.

PRT the Fourth: The Mormons I know in Iceland are going to be cut by half tomorrow. Poop!
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Posted 16 September 2006 - 09:05 AM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Sep 16 2006, 05:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Today's milk tasted somewhat strange. And now that I think about it, I don't really feel all that well. sick.gif Maybe it was a tad too old and I'll end up with food poisoning.

So just in case I should die, I want you guys to know that I love you all. sleep.gif



I think your ok. You can drink old milk without getting food poising. I think. Isn’t that all cottage cheese is?

P.S. Love you too.... just in case... unsure.gif
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Posted 16 September 2006 - 12:56 PM

You can drink it presuming you can even keep the vile stuff down... sick.gif
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Posted 17 September 2006 - 09:18 AM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Sep 16 2006, 05:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Today's milk tasted somewhat strange. And now that I think about it, I don't really feel all that well. sick.gif Maybe it was a tad too old and I'll end up with food poisoning.

So just in case I should die, I want you guys to know that I love you all. sleep.gif



Aww... Don't die, Gobbler!

That'd totally ruin my day, and I REALLY couldn't afford the airfare to attend your funeral.
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Posted 17 September 2006 - 11:42 AM

Don't worry, it seems I'm perfectly fine again.

Even got my friend to talk to me again (see complaining thread). I just apologised, made some stupid jokes and told her that she's gorgeous in every way. Then I told her how much post-processing was needed to make her slightly yellow teeth sparkle again.
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Posted 19 September 2006 - 01:09 AM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Sep 16 2006, 04:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Today's milk tasted somewhat strange. And now that I think about it, I don't really feel all that well. sick.gif Maybe it was a tad too old and I'll end up with food poisoning.

So just in case I should die, I want you guys to know that I love you all. sleep.gif


the only way you're likley to die from drinking stale milk is if the taste of it makes you throw up while you're still in the kitchen and slip over knocking a tray of long sharpe knives into the air that land on you after you fall over.

there are other ways, but that's realistically the most likley...
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Posted 19 September 2006 - 09:46 AM

Arr... When did this RSS feed board the Night Life?
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Posted 19 September 2006 - 04:26 PM

PRT: Arr, an' whar be the Q & A thread? It be not THAT hard t'be original after 100 pages o' questions...

(Yarr, I be correctin' me pirate grammar.)

This post has been edited by Mirithorn: 19 September 2006 - 04:27 PM

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 10:38 AM

After all these pirate posts I keep accidentally reading non pirate posts with pirate accents. Yarr! What be wrong with ye?
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 07:32 PM

Arr, I be accidentally readin' Beowulf in a pirate accent last night! Ye be havin' no idea how weird it be soundin...
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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