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Posted 10 August 2006 - 09:43 AM

...and would you die from internal papercuts first?
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Posted 10 August 2006 - 02:44 PM

Only if you swallowed them with absolutely no help from saliva at all, but then you'd probably just choke on them first. What I'm wondering is why Slade's suddenly contemplating eating stationary equipment?

That, and how many post-it notes it would take to cover your body completely, like that guy on the Office Space DVD cover? Can we get someone to try that? Then post pictures of it? That would be awesome. smile.gif
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Posted 10 August 2006 - 03:03 PM

Send me some of those and I'm game, Miss Sherwood. smile.gif

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Posted 10 August 2006 - 10:21 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Aug 4 2006, 12:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.

...I can't decide whether this movie is truly and utterly awful, or downright hilarious.

Looking at the IMDB for this I can safely say that this is made of win and god.

I especially love the taglines, the quotes on lesbianism, and the fact that none of the actors are persuing an acting career.

Sacralicious!

Edit: This is going to be the only appropriate time/place to post this.

Sequal!

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Posted 11 August 2006 - 10:33 AM

Where'd you get that spectacular picture? (If he had a rotten zombie leg, I think that the universe would implode. So I won't ask why he's not part zombie. tongue.gif )
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Posted 11 August 2006 - 11:21 AM

I never heard of that before but it sounds interesting for me to see.

I have been overwhelmed with too much copies of software and games I kept on receiving after sending back a graphics card so many times for replacements. I think it was 8 to 9 times I sent it back starting two years ago. Many got damaged on the shipping side.

On some of them I remember seeing non resaleable and cobranded with the name.
I just don't know what to do with them now.

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Posted 31 August 2006 - 12:22 PM

Why the hell, since I seem to be mostly attracted to females of the opposite sex (or rather more strongly) do I find it oh so much easier to spot guys that make me go "OMIGOSH HE SO PRETTY!" usually followed by "like a girl."

Two big points: Cillian Murphy and Gackt. No female comes close to these two.
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Posted 31 August 2006 - 04:58 PM

I won't even attempt a reply to what you said, Icey. You've weirded me out.


POINTLESS THOUGHT: "Toad the Wet Sprocket" is a funny name for a band. But they did have that great song:


[song] All I want is to feel this way. To be so close, to feel the same. [/song]

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Posted 31 August 2006 - 05:16 PM

I find it interesting that in our American school system, children are told that violence solves nothing and that talking out your problems gets everything accomplished. The problem with this is that also in our American school system, we learn about all the violence and wars that America has been in and it solved all our problems.

Violence always solved my problems. If someone wanted to bully me, I'd be so stoic and look so passive that the bully didn't know what I was going to do until he's on the ground with his nuts kicked in and his face a bloody mess. This always worked for me. I was always deceptive. People never knew when I was happy, sad, angry, affraid, excited, etc. I would simply walk up to the person causing the problem and kick the snot out of him and walk off like I was told to do it. Problem solved.

Hmmm, ....just remembering past events. Mainly from middle school and high school.
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Posted 31 August 2006 - 05:20 PM

You're right.

Passifism isn't the answer if someone is harassing you. You are a human being, and if you are being mistreated, it is necessary to take due force against the harasser.
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Posted 31 August 2006 - 05:22 PM

Last time I got close to fistcuffs was where I talked a wanker I couldn't stand into attacking me in the middle of a math class with the awesome line "Paul's mom is no cat."

He got kicked out of my class into the "special ed" group. Score!


EDIT: I need to get me some Witchcraft to solve conflicts.

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Posted 31 August 2006 - 05:28 PM

I take it your school didn't have the "Zero Tolerance" policy. At my old high school, if you started a physical fight you would be arrested and/or expelled.

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Posted 31 August 2006 - 05:34 PM

Yeah, most propably. And on that note!!!




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Posted 31 August 2006 - 05:38 PM

Well, the "Zero-Tolerance" policy had not yet been introduced into my area at the time. I graduated in '99 and when I fought someone, it was mainly off campus anyway. Things were a little different at that time and let's face it, I live in Orlando, Florida. We're probably the first state to start something stupid and the last state to do something wise, if ever. The people here in Orlando are just undiciplined wannabe posers that think they're Goth because they hang out at the Hot Topic in the malls. Most adults hear think they belong to some country club so they all dress the same. The rest of these people, (sigh) they all think they're hard and bad-a$$, but no one ever really brings it to the fight once the sh*t hits the fan.
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Posted 31 August 2006 - 05:48 PM

ICEY: Tom Cruise knows witchcraft.

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