[Madam Corvax]

Gee, Laughlyn, I hate to see another miss Laughlyn go like that.
First this unfortunate baby crying on the bus, Vic being gone, and now the vegan stuff. You seem to have a bad spell these days. I hope you'll find someone suitable soon...

[Laughlyn]

Oh no, the miss Laughlyn position has been reserved by a nice young webdesign student for some time. We're not dating on a technicality, so I stll get to go out with other people in the meantime. The Vegan date was a favor to a mate of mine.

[Madam Corvax]

Oh, I see. That's better then.

But a date as a favour to a mate? Gee, this girl must be really horrible to get dates arranged like that

[Laughlyn]

It was the usual' guy wants to date girl but wants her friend out of the way for the evening, so concocts evil scheme involving his mate to distract her.' thing. I'm sure she's a wonderful person if you happen to live in a plastic world, join PETA. and eat tofu all day.

Sadly I'm a filthy carnivore.

[looktothesky]

Just to explain, my unfortuate date had an encyclopedia of knowledge when it came to e-numbers and bizarre chemicals. Apparently some of the ingredients in red bull come from animals...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yep, the Taurine in it is from animals.

I'm not that fond of vegans either, I love meat. I mean, we're omnivores for crying out loud!

[Chyld]

Also, there's the article Maddox did about all the millions of animals accidently killed in the harvesting of some grain. Find that, and I'm quite sure one should be able to shut just about anyone up...

[floppydisk]

I......like.......bacon!

[looktothesky]

Mmm...!

[Chyld]

Nothing better than emptying half a bottle of vegetable oil into a frying pan, throwing in bacon, sausages and an egg, and using up the leftover grease with a piece of bread.

[looktothesky]

Nothing better than emptying half a bottle of vegetable oil into a frying pan, throwing in bacon, sausages and an egg, and using up the leftover grease with a piece of bread.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I like bacon, but for some reason bacon grease grosses me out. My bf's mom always fries bacon first, then if she makes eggs or something she makes them in the grease the bacon left on the pan? Totally disgusting. But I usually eat it anyway to not be rude.

[floppydisk]

Bacon fat is so gross. I hate it when you leave the pan there and it coagulates into this thick white stuff. Then you have to clean it. I'd rather throw the pan out.

[Chyld]

That's why I start with sausages, fry them for an age, then throw in the bacon and eggs almost simultaniously. Bacon and eggs fry right quick if its hot enough. Plus, one should rinse out the frying pan right afterwards if you're not frying bread as well.

[Jane Sherwood]

We always drain all the grease or oil we get from cooking out into jars. What happens to these jars, I don't know. They'll sit on the counter for a few weeks, then sudden disappear without a trace.

What could happen to them? Are they sucked into another dimension where discarded grease and oil products rule? Are there Grease Gnomes that sneak into our house and steal them while we sleep? Are my parents just throwing them away when they get tired of the jars littering up the counter?

I'm going with the gnome theory.

[floppydisk]

The more important question is why were they left on the counter for weeks on end? Mabye your parents liked the smell, or mabye it's how they look. Maybe it's even that your parents are filter-feeders and.....I have no idea what I'm talking about...

[Kirby]

Yeah, bacon greese is nice because you can use it again the next morning.

Next PRT: Well, any of you got any advise for dating an identicle twin (Not mine). I can tell them apart, kinda, but that's not my problem. See the other twin is jealous that the other one (one I'm trying to date) got a guy wooing her before she.

Put this on top of the fat friend who thinks I'm not good enough and the religious differance that equils trouble.

Anyone got a asurance here, I need the peer presure to give me the balls to ask her out to another date.