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Baby born with penis on back June 28 2008

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Posted 30 June 2008 - 06:29 PM

Piggy-back ride anyone?
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Posted 30 June 2008 - 06:34 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Jul 1 2008, 12:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Piggy-back ride anyone?


You sir have an awesome (and vile) mind. sick.gif
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 30 June 2008 - 10:32 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Jun 30 2008, 07:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Piggy-back ride anyone?

I should close this thread right now so that no one ever has a chance in Hell of topping that sentence. laugh.gif
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Posted 01 July 2008 - 02:54 PM

Regardless of how absolutely awesome it would be to have a penis on one's back for baby making, I think people are missing the bigger picture here: he wont be able to sleep on his back comfortably. I know this sounds like something you would trade off to be able to pork two women(/men) at once but when you wake up and limp on one foot for the rest of the day then you will realise what I'm on about.

QUOTE (barend @ Jul 1 2008, 09:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Piggy-back ride anyone?


Nah, Id rather play leap frog... right after watching a porno.
"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
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Posted 01 July 2008 - 08:42 PM

QUOTE (Deucaon @ Jul 1 2008, 03:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Regardless of how absolutely awesome it would be to have a penis on one's back for baby making, I think people are missing the bigger picture here: he wont be able to sleep on his back comfortably. I know this sounds like something you would trade off to be able to pork two women(/men) at once but when you wake up and limp on one foot for the rest of the day then you will realise what I'm on about.

Hello, that's what sleeping on your side is for.
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Posted 02 July 2008 - 06:53 AM

QUOTE (arien @ Jul 2 2008, 11:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hello, that's what sleeping on your side is for.


To walk with a limp for the rest of the day?

Heccubus: perhaps you should lock this thread before it falls into the abyss of inanity.
"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
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Posted 03 July 2008 - 11:40 AM

You know what sucks for this kid is if there were any other pieces of sibling debris floating around in his body that doctors haven't noticed yet. That could cause some issues later which would really suck.

Ew just thinking about it is a little creepy. You notice a lump under your skin one day, go to the doctor and he takes a tooth out of your calf. *shiver*
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Posted 03 July 2008 - 11:46 AM

QUOTE (reiner @ Jul 3 2008, 12:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You know what sucks for this kid is if there were any other pieces of sibling debris floating around in his body that doctors haven't noticed yet. That could cause some issues later which would really suck.

Ew just thinking about it is a little creepy. You notice a lump under your skin one day, go to the doctor and he takes a tooth out of your calf. *shiver*


Or when this kid hits puberty, and his (brothers) testicles drop, they're under his CHIN!!!!
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Posted 03 July 2008 - 09:48 PM

HE doesn't even have to leave his seat at baseball games... he can just piss back into the open space beneath the bleachers.
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 09:09 PM

I have one question and only one question...
Did his brother's penis come with balls?
Adding 2nd question...
When he finds out what they did to him when he is older, is he going to be angry?
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 09:08 AM

QUOTE (Phoenix @ Jul 5 2008, 12:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
When he finds out what they did to him when he is older, is he going to be angry?


If...
"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
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Posted 14 July 2008 - 09:34 PM

QUOTE (Phoenix @ Jul 4 2008, 09:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have one question and only one question...
Did his brother's penis come with balls?
Adding 2nd question...
When he finds out what they did to him when he is older, is he going to be angry?


I would.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 05:24 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Jul 14 2008, 09:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I would.



penis on his back???....uhhh...wow

i cant even begin to fathom how much the phrase "watch your back" is going to mean to him in his lifetime...geeesssh
QUOTE (njamilla @ Feb 23 2008, 08:16 AM)
Shit, Fuck, Piss: I had to say that because I can on this website. (Thanks Chef!)

QUOTE (chefelf @ Feb 23 2008, 10:30 AM)
That's what I'm here for.
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Posted 02 September 2008 - 06:56 PM

Why did they remove it? This was obviously the birth of the next great porn star.
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