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Posted 04 July 2008 - 02:50 PM

Well, you see, pussies are always whining all the time because they get fucked by dicks. And dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you've got your assholes, and all they want to do is just shit all over everything. But dicks can also fuck assholes, and if you don't let that happen, then you're going to end up with your dicks and your pussies completely covered in shit.
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 05:20 PM

QUOTE (Deucaon @ Jul 4 2008, 06:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Its Touché.

Touche sounds like a nickname for someone's ass.

That may have been the intention.
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 09:58 PM

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Well, you see, pussies are always whining all the time because they get fucked by dicks. And dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you've got your assholes, and all they want to do is just shit all over everything. But dicks can also fuck assholes, and if you don't let that happen, then you're going to end up with your dicks and your pussies completely covered in shit.


Wat the hell are you on about, twat?

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That may have been the intention.


or, like, not.

i'm leaning towarsd not.
i really dont ok?
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 01:17 AM

QUOTE (z e w b @ Jul 5 2008, 05:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, you see, pussies are always whining all the time because they get fucked by dicks. And dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you've got your assholes, and all they want to do is just shit all over everything. But dicks can also fuck assholes, and if you don't let that happen, then you're going to end up with your dicks and your pussies completely covered in shit.

I've heard that before, funnily enough.

QUOTE (HldmeThrllmeChrs&Trlby @ Jul 5 2008, 12:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
or, like, not.

i'm leaning towarsd not.

Prove that it wasn't.

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 02:28 AM

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Well, you see, pussies are always whining all the time because they get fucked by dicks. And dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you've got your assholes, and all they want to do is just shit all over everything. But dicks can also fuck assholes, and if you don't let that happen, then you're going to end up with your dicks and your pussies completely covered in shit.


That was probably the most disappointing movie I've ever seen. If anyone didn't catch it that's the famous soliloquy from Team America: World Police, paraphrased a bit.

I expected a lot more since the South Park movie was so brilliant on many levels, but Team America just felt like an overwrought sketch, the concept of lampooning Michael Bay action flicks and simultaneously attacking and embracing American cowboy diplomacy is just uncomfortable. It had its moments, but most of them involved sight gags with marionettes, not dialogue.

Hell they even re-used a musical number, Montage, originally written for a South Park episode years prior. Though I will say "The End of An Act" is perhaps the funniest song I've ever listened to.
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 06:32 AM

QUOTE (Deucaon @ Jul 4 2008, 09:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Its Touché.


I only have 105 keys on my keyboard. How many hands do you have?
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 11:40 AM

QUOTE (z e w b @ Jul 5 2008, 05:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, you see, pussies are always whining all the time because they get fucked by dicks. And dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you've got your assholes, and all they want to do is just shit all over everything. But dicks can also fuck assholes, and if you don't let that happen, then you're going to end up with your dicks and your pussies completely covered in shit.


If a dick fucks an asshole then the dick will be covered in. Therefore that analogy is stupid.
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Posted 07 July 2008 - 12:55 PM

QUOTE (MagicSwordKing @ Jul 4 2008, 12:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You know I came into this thread, wandering, in my boredom, and what do I see other than a borderline flamewar and a discussion on the semantics of the word "pussy" when used as a pejorative...

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Otacon's a pussy.


That basically summed up my line of thought. However, the "human podling" is stored all the way up in the uterus. I've been under the impression that pussy was a broad grouping of the lips, clitoral, and vaginal areas, aka, the ones typically used in the fun parts of sex.

Otacon does seem to wear the skirt in the relationship. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

As for the Team America analogy, they got it wrong starting from the first line. Pussies only whine if the fuck isn't a well performed one. Perhaps they were just speaking from experience?
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 12:37 AM

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Prove that it wasn't.


I got proof. From your mom.


i really dont ok?
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Posted 14 July 2008 - 07:41 AM

QUOTE (HldmeThrllmeChrs&Trlby @ Jul 8 2008, 06:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I got proof. From your mom.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That has got to hurt. Yo, Patch, hit him back.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 12:16 AM

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That has got to hurt. Yo, Patch, hit him back.

Why? Any rebuttle I can say to that he'll just say another witty one liner like that one. You know, the ones you hear every day from a million other people.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 01:45 AM

It's probably best not to provoke him lest he unleashes the dreaded "I know you are but what am I?"
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 01:07 PM

Thread just turned shit.
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 01:51 PM

Have you noticed that any thread I start turns to utter crap in just a few short pages? I think I may be cursed. No more starting topics for me.
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 07:28 PM

QUOTE (joshofalltrades @ Jul 20 2008, 04:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Have you noticed that any thread I start turns to utter crap in just a few short pages? I think I may be cursed. No more starting topics for me.

Ah, have spirit Josh. It could just be the community.
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