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#31
SimeSublime 
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Posted 03 August 2008 - 09:56 PM
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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J m HofMarN
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Posted 04 August 2008 - 11:30 PM
KILLLLLLLLLL THE TRAITOR!
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Dorothy
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Posted 06 August 2008 - 01:41 PM
I'm on it, sir.
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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SimeSublime
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Posted 24 August 2008 - 04:18 AM
Evidently not.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Dorothy
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Posted 16 September 2008 - 03:06 PM
Aw. Fail. So sad.
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I'm fired.
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I'm fired.
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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J m HofMarN
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Posted 16 September 2008 - 08:32 PM
You may throw yourself into the shark tank madam.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Dorothy
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 01:39 PM
Aw, stinking shark tank.
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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J m HofMarN
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 09:40 PM
God damn it! That shopping cart full of twats interrupted my execution.
Dorothy! You get a second chance. Execute Lecter. same offer goes for the eggstractor.
Dorothy! You get a second chance. Execute Lecter. same offer goes for the eggstractor.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 18 September 2008 - 12:03 AM
You mean you want her to eggsecute the eggstractor, or the eggstractor gets a second chance too?
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Dorothy
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Posted 18 September 2008 - 12:16 PM
I'M ON IT! 
Bwah hah hah haaaaa!
... wait. Does that mean I can get out of the shark tank?
Bwah hah hah haaaaa!... wait. Does that mean I can get out of the shark tank?
This post has been edited by Dorothy: 18 September 2008 - 12:16 PM
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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J m HofMarN
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Posted 19 September 2008 - 12:57 AM
Damn it do I have to think of everything?
The eggstractor is to be employed as a torture implement on some part of Lecter's anatomy.
So yes, it gets a second chance.
Dorothy, go ahead and stay in the shark tank, but pull Lecter in first. If you kill him, you get to leave the tank. If the sharks kill him, you get to sit on the edge of the tank and tangle your legs in the water for dessert. If you kill him AND use the eggstractor on him, you will be declared mayor.
The eggstractor is to be employed as a torture implement on some part of Lecter's anatomy.
So yes, it gets a second chance.
Dorothy, go ahead and stay in the shark tank, but pull Lecter in first. If you kill him, you get to leave the tank. If the sharks kill him, you get to sit on the edge of the tank and tangle your legs in the water for dessert. If you kill him AND use the eggstractor on him, you will be declared mayor.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Dr Lecter
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Posted 19 September 2008 - 02:07 AM
Hmmmm, I'm not liking this new plan... How about... I allow global warming to make the seas rise enough so that the shark can kill you... yes...
There's not enough time left... I'll go back in time using my time machine, and record a tape of Nixon, and use it to force him out of office... hang on a second...
Don't know why I said that, I came back at the moment after I left. Either way, history has been changed.
There's not enough time left... I'll go back in time using my time machine, and record a tape of Nixon, and use it to force him out of office... hang on a second...
Don't know why I said that, I came back at the moment after I left. Either way, history has been changed.