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Chris Crocker Turns out he's not real

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Posted 02 June 2008 - 08:31 PM

So watching a bunch of Chris Crocker videos (don't ask why sleep.gif) I began to realize that there's no way in Hell he could really exist in any form he portrays himself. He pulls off every stereotype there is about everything that he is.

I don't know, maybe I'm the last person to catch on to this, and I've just been too thick to get the joke, but the Wikipedia article seems to maintain he's serious about what he does.

How could anyone who said "I mean, gay isn't even an adjective" actually be serious about anything ever?

The only way I can accept the existence of such a person is by believing it's an act, an epic ruse to get himself famous.

If he is real, I want him to die.

EDIT: A sentence was added.

EDIT2: Obviously some of his videos are posted under "Humor" and stuff but he says the famous "Leave Britney Alone" video was "from the heart." The more I look at his body of work the dumber I feel about posting this because it's so obvious but hey what are you going to do.


EDIT3: (Inserted into the body of EDIT2 to keep what I want at the end at the end) I'm sure he's kidding now and everyone on this forum will have known but he isn't funny enough to be as popular as he is. That means there are people--many, many people--who believe it and that worries more than any whiny gay kid ever could.

Congratulations, Chris Crocker, you got me.

You bloody well got me.

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Posted 02 June 2008 - 09:58 PM

QUOTE (TheOrator @ Jun 2 2008, 09:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So watching a bunch of Chris Crocker videos (don't ask why sleep.gif) I began to realize that there's no way in Hell he could really exist in any form he portrays himself. He pulls off every stereotype there is about everything that he is.

Ever since the "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" fiasco I've been watching his videos, and I agree that much of it is made up. But he actually says that in a couple of his videos, especially when he was talking about how he had had a TV deal.

But for some sick, sick reason, I think he is hilarious and I want to buy one of his 'It's A Hairflip!' t-shirts.

It's terrifying.
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Posted 03 June 2008 - 02:19 AM

Someone should do the world a favour and beat him with a tire iron.
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Posted 03 June 2008 - 06:48 AM

I saw his first... plea and I was amused for about 5 seconds before I found this guy unbelievably annoying.

QUOTE (Heccubus @ Jun 3 2008, 05:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Someone should do the world a favour and beat him with a tire iron.


I scoff at those who say violence is never the answer. Its almost ALWAYS the answer.
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Posted 03 June 2008 - 10:38 AM

Who is chris crocker?
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Posted 03 June 2008 - 11:21 AM

QUOTE (Phoenix @ Jun 4 2008, 01:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Who is chris crocker?


He is Chris Crocker. What is he? He is a crock of chris.
"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
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Posted 04 June 2008 - 06:39 PM

QUOTE (Phoenix @ Jun 3 2008, 10:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Who is chris crocker?

He's some phony asshole who got "Internet Famous" for ten minutes because he threw a hissy fit about Britney Spears for his retarded little Youtube show.
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Posted 09 June 2008 - 07:17 PM

Remeber when talented worthwhile people used to become famous...

The whole world turned into a crap high school...


oh well, at least I don't have to give that drunken speech about the world not being like highschool to young drinkers anymore...
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